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  1. freefallfreak
    Dude, Sunshine is pink... FFF I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  2. freefallfreak
    WAR?? When the Olympics were held in Hotlanta, the Federal government wanted to cover the carving of the Confederate Memorial on the side of Stone(d) Mountain with what looked like a giant condom...but failed miserably, thank god. FFF Jack Kevorkian for White House physician. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  3. freefallfreak
    Looks like I'm silver...(wonders if that goes well with pink? Tee-hee) Uhh, Sunny?? FFF Jack Kevorkian for White House physician. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  4. freefallfreak
    My best date hasn't happened yet...(I'm waiting for the 22nd at Raeford)... FFF Jack Kevorkian for White House physician. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  5. freefallfreak
    Ohh, Ohh....I have scars... FFF Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  6. freefallfreak
    Kingie, Judge is cool... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  7. freefallfreak
    Pammi, Of course...I can make it. Just watch out for the guy with pies in both hands, lol. FFF If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  8. freefallfreak
    Cool...I'd love to finally meat the infamous Sunshine - uhh, I mean "meet"... Fair warning, tho...Jus look for the ugliest buy there. I could bring a sack to wear over my head so I don't scare the children but if I did that Kingie wouldn't have a target to aim at for his landings...lol. FFF If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  9. freefallfreak
    GRITS!!! FFF The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  10. freefallfreak
    22nd?? Raeford?? 100 jumps by both Pammi and Merrick?? Cool...I'm there. FFF P.S. Is Judge gonna be there? I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  11. freefallfreak
    Lol...I had a friend once that was complaining about hemmoroids...I told him about an old wives remedy that consisted of using a small Irish potato as a suppository. The next day I called his house, his wife answered the phone and when I asked for him, she told me he was in the bathroom and had been there for hours. I asked what had happened and she said he had tried my "home remedy". What I had neglected to tell them was, the potato was supposed to be cut and only a sliver of it should have been used...Lol. He had shoved a WHOLE IRISH POTATO up his butt...and I laughed till I cried...tee-hee.. FFF I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming[ "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  12. freefallfreak
    BWAAAAAHAHAHA!!!! Tale time...a few friends and myself secured a jar of Vicks vaseline and a jar of Vaporub just before another friend got married. We snuck into his luggage, stole his jar of vaseline, emptied it, refilled it with Vaporub and heated it to make it look new (smooth shiny top). His wife (the same people got the tattoo) almost killed us after they got back from the honeymoon. Then there was the time I replaced my ex's shampoo with Nair...tee-hee... FFF My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  13. freefallfreak
    pack40, Where and when did this happen?? FFF Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  14. freefallfreak
    Ditto, wingman...lol. FFF BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  15. freefallfreak
    You didn't need you parents to help with that house...I know someone that would have helped, but you would have had a new room mate, lol. FFF WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  16. freefallfreak
    WTF?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  17. freefallfreak
    Hon, send it back...and don't pay any attention to what was said about how it got paid for. Hell, I'm fortunate enough to be able to afford what I want, when I want it, and don't care what others think. If something I've ordered isn't exactly what I ordered, you can bet your ass I'll send it back in a heartbeat. I ordered a new rig from Javelin, a new Tony Suit and a new main through Skykat and they worked with me to get the colors all perfect. I was pretty impressed with their service and was assured that if I wasn't satisfied with anything, they would stand behind me and make everything right. Sure, I spent a bunch of bucks but it was worth it and everything came out great. FFF Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  18. freefallfreak
    I'm listing to starboard...and yeah, it had to be done...lol. FFF I used to have a handle on life...but it broke. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  19. freefallfreak
    I didn't know this was a competition but in their own right, each and every dog/animal in here is cool...(it just so happens that mine is the coolest, lol.) FFF Who were the testers for Preparations A through G? "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  20. freefallfreak
    Uhh, dude, I think it's been found...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  21. freefallfreak
    Thank you, Lindsey. He really is a cool little dog. I've had people that I know walk right by me without speaking, just to pet my dog...lol. (Uhh, did that say something bad about me?? Lol.) FFF BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  22. freefallfreak
    He has a bunch of health problems now and I'm not looking forward to losing him. He has bone spurs on his spine, pointed down into his body. He is deaf. He has had 7 cancer operations over the years. And arthritus in his rear legs so he screams when other people who don't know how to touch him pet him. I have him on meds for the rest of his life so it's keeping the pain under control for now. The vet says he has quite a few more years in him yet due to what I feed him and how I exercise him. FFF BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  23. freefallfreak
    WHACK. Don't (WHACK) pay (WHACK) their (WHACK) bills (WHACK) any (WHACK) more (WHACK). FFF The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  24. freefallfreak

    Drinking?

    freefallfreak replied to jessd's topic in The Bonfire

    OMG..I remember that. I spent a bit of time in the Naval Hospital in Atsugi...and even more in the bars...lol. FFF Where there's a will...I want to be in it. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  25. freefallfreak
    He's a 13 year old Cocker Spaniel. The color is called "Parti-color" cause they are supposed to be bred in solid black or buff. The black grows faster than the white fur, giving him a ragged effect. I don't know for sure but I've been told it's kinda unusual. I KNOW the dog is unusual and he has me trained very well. He is deaf so he taught me hand signals and we communicate nicely. FFF It's lonely at the top - but you eat better. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."