freefallfreak

I was crashing at a friend's house one weekend. I walked outside early on Saturday and found the lady next door putting big boxes of stuff on the curb. I noticed that one box was full of books. Now, believing that books should never be thrown away, I asked her if I could grab a few of them. She said yes, so I immediately started looking. I found about $700.00 worth of nice, leather bound books that I snatched up and that afternoon, some guy pulled up in her driveway. He saw all the boxes and I could see the pain in his eyes...it seems that his S.O. had gotten pissed at him for going to play golf that morning and had placed all his "stuff" on the curb. Lol...I offered to give him his books back but with a sad, forlorn look in his eyes, he declined and slowly walked to his car and drove away. I enjoyed the books... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Hey Omri...how's it going? Dude, you were accepted world-wide cause of your personality, enthusiasm and courage. We all loved ya' then, we still do today and I'm glad to see our favorite fly-baby is still with us. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Egads!!!! That's a visual I can live without... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Sometimes people do things just cause they want to. I have a friend that is a bit older - 89, I think - and she needed her lawn mowed. I happen to have a nice riding mower so I went over and cut it for her without asking. She was thrilled that someone wanted to help her just cause he wanted to help her. Then a neighbor of her's came over as I was riding around the back yard on my little mower and asked if I would cut her's. I told the neighbor (who was about 30 years old) that I didn't really have time to do her whole yard but I'd do the front. It didn't take as long as I thought so I did the whole thing - front and back - and she insisted that I accept money for it. I tried not to take it but she totally insisted, so three weeks later when I went to do "gramm's" yard again in the middle of the week, I did her neighbor's, too, while the neighbor wasn't home. I don't want thanks or even a pat on the back...I just wanna' see the look on the woman's face when she comes home and sees that someone cut her yard, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

If it's truly a roll of plastic bags like is stated by Daizey (hey, she's the only one courageous enough to e-mail them), I think you should buy BEER for leading us all astray!!!! FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Oh so true... Now...get the hell back to work (or whatever it is that keeps you busy and out of our hair) and let that awesome badass woman get back on the puter... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Yeah, and it's been a nicer place ever since. Thanks Bossman. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Avatar, hell...PAMMI rocks...I just can't see what she sees in Merrick.... Oops...Uhh, Hi Merrick..I didn't see you standing there ... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

No doubt...this and steroid usage...but some people don't have sense God gave a jackass, lol... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Body wrap? Some people use it to lose water weight. It traps body heat and causes you to sweat, making you lose weight in the form of water loss. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Welcome home, brother. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Sorry hon...I didn't have your address. Maybe next GS season I can make it up to you?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

You are welcome, dear. Enjoy... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Thank God...I went to school 12 blocks from Atlanta's original KK and almost every afternoon my friends and I took the "tour" so I got used to them at an early age and can demolish a dozen glazed with the best of pigs, lol. Of course, we can't forget the Varsity, either. Every time I go into Hotlanta I stop at the Greasity and pick up a dozen burgers and dogs, along with a dozen orders of onion rings. The fried peach pies are to die for. FFF I wonder why I have to have a bypass?? lol. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Hi eeneR, I'm not sure if it was generosity or if I was just trying to look out for my health, lol. At any rate, with all the cookies I had, I would have had to upsize my canopy (tho I'm still grounded till after my by-pass) if I had eaten them all, not counting the bitching out my doc's would have given me, hehehe. I'm glad you had fun with them. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

I am now officially out of GS cookies...sorry ppl. I wasn't supposed to eat any of them but they kept calling out, "Eat me, eat me". So I'm gonna' be guilty of defrauding the government doctors - I gotta lie to 'em now and say I didnt' eat any. However, I DID give the majority of them away, lol, and I'm sorry if I missed anyone. FFF (God, those Thin Mints and Lemon Coolers are good.) "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Illinois is a bit farther away from me than Florida..give it another day, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

That's what happens when you cut out of work early, lol. And you guys are most welcome. FFF (Does this make up for me teasing ya'll about the cookies?) "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

I'm trying, lol. It wasn't me that put the flour in the whipped cream pie, tho. I swear it wasn't, altho it was hilarious watching you chase everyone around the fire becasue of it. And I'd have only gotten you once with a pie if you hadn't presented such a wonderful target as you bent over to clear your face of the mess - and face-planted directly into the second pie that I was holding, lol. FFF I'll love you forever, tho...hehehe. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Too funny....but one question...why were you looking at wedding dresses on e-bay?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Could this be John Travolta's new toy? I heard he bought a new one but don't know what it is. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Lol...and I thought I was the only one perverted enough to "use" them....hehehe...I blew two packs of them into an ex once...she moved like a python found it's way into, uhh...never mind... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Dude, give me a warning before you post something like that again...I've gotta' clean soda off my monitor, keyboard, tower, desk and the wall behind it now. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

C'mon, ya'll...we all know that for the male species it's - ANYTHING THAT WALKS, CRAWLS OR FLIES AND HASN'T BEEN DEAD OVER THREE DAYS!!! FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Promises, promises.....that's all I ever get. *thinks - aha..a better idea* I DARE YA'!!! FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."