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  1. Greg, You were feeding kangaroos in the park?? Drunk?? Tequilla?? In the dark?? And the rain?? And ya got a baby girl out of the deal??...Wow...(tee-hee) FFF
  2. Screw 'em all...SKYDIVE WHILE YA CAN!!!! And you can take that from somebody who, this past week, got the most horrible news (about skydiving) in his life...( I ain't tee-heeing about this one)... FFF Damn...saddest post I ever had to write and I turned Enthusiast at the same time...
  3. Shark, I knew it!!! They are more prepared than we gave them credit for...(yea, tho I fly through...) FFF
  4. OMG, Fruce is corrupting another poor soul...(snicker)... FFF
  5. RC, Have ya seen Iona?? I am getting a little worried about her, too...by the way...how about those grapes?? FFF
  6. Greg, Don't tell me you haven't tried that, now...Everybody has,(gulp, I think... damn, I hope I'm not the only one here)...Anyways, I still haven't figured out which is skyhawk... FFF
  7. Alright Mike, What did you do with Iona and Rodeochic?? Neither one has been heard from since the dog went to sleep... FFF
  8. Greg, Don't pass up the hard boiled eggs, man...They could get ya a really good seat on the jump plane...depends on how many ya eat and just when, but if done at the right time, people will give ya all the space ya need...(snicker)... FFF
  9. Employment?? As in WORK?? THAT is a real four-letter word...how dare you use that kind of language here...This may corrupt the minds of our brothers and sisters...Shame on you...Such language... FFF
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    Max, Place the Bonehead on backwards and if you can get an image to show up on the inside, then ya have it right...have fun, bro... FFF
  11. Skreamer, Which one is really skyhawk?? The feeder or the feedee?? (tee-hee) FFF
  12. skymama, I personally would opt for the tats...They can be really personalized and just think...When ya get old, if things start to sag, and if ya put on weight, your other half will have shade in the summer, heat in the winter and moving pictures all year round...Tee-hee... FFF
  13. Freeflyplaymate, By the time I get to Californication, I may not be UP to the job...I have been warned that I am gonna suffer the pangs of whips,scarves and feathers...but if it is possible, and I am not dead, I will bring a set of sheepskin lined restraints...God, I think I'm gonna need a whole case of Viagra before this is all over... FFF
  14. Froggie, See ya Thursday morning...Look for the Bear lurking in the parking lot...And a crazy guy with a wild look in his eye...(humming Dixie)...(after all, somebody has to protect our wimin and chil'en from the invading hordes of Northern Aggressors... FFF
  15. Oh God, The Yankees are invading us again... FFF
  16. Iona, Help!! The dog is asleep and Mike is loose...Where are ya, girl?? I think he has scared Rodoechic away and I'm saving my best bottle of MD20/20 for nothing...(well, partial bottle)... FFF
  17. Shark, Oh Sh*t...Is that where FFPM is located?? Wow, I'm gonna be seeing someone else there...I never realized...Oh man, and she is calling for a naked jump, too...The one in Lodi is named Rachael (I think) and...Oh Sh*t...God, I gotta get an electronic address book to remind me of these things... FFF
  18. Where is poor Iona?? What have you done with her, Mike?? We know that she feeds your med's to you and from your reactions, we know that you are not taking them...Iona, come home and help your guy...we are all worried... FFF
  19. Hi Sis, I didn't say anything about me being a sex machine nor a god...I am caught in the middle of all this and whoa...am I gonna catch hell... With that said...Skreamer, I'm headed your way in August...A place called Leytonstone... save me a hiding place...Skyhawk...I'm gonna be in Melbourne in July...ditto on a safe hiding place...and Sharkie...Lodi in May...same thing...I've got places to stay.. but just in case, maybe a back up place to hide out in case I can't handle it all...wouldn't be such a bad idea...So ya'll come to the aid of a poor, spooked, dude that can't seem to remember names... FFF
  20. FFPM, I'd love to fly naked with ya but it seems that I am gonna be a little tied up for a few days...Let me know when and if I can get loose for a while I will do my best to make it... FFF
  21. Hi Kylie, It's been a long time, girl...How's things going?? I really haven't forgotten ya...My dog ate the paper that I had your address on...I swear...(hush,skreamer)...Send your address to me and I promise I'll get right back to ya...Oh yeah, how's your sister doing?? Not that it's any of my business or anything...Just thought I'd ask...And no dear, there has been no one but you that mattered...the others meant nothing...( Hush, Skreamer!) FFF
  22. Hey Pammi, I got my name back !!! Na Na Naa Na Naa Naa... Tee-hee FFF
  23. Dude, Hot bird, New CAG...The last one took a bird strike...blast deflectors up...full military power...let's rock...(yea, tho I fly through)... FFF
  24. Shark, I'm pulling the face curtain...I think I'm in some serious trouble with this one...the past is coming at me at Mach 2...(again, no tee-hee)... FFF