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NWFlyer, i see you have gone for the 5-5-05 option, would that be at 5:55? I'm sorry to say that the 3rd of May will be the date of 1 millionth posting! And i will win!! -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Next Piss-Up up is Thursday, 28th April 2005! Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

That Golf Buggy looks like a jeep!? Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Post some pictures if you get any, no doubt there will be a look (and smell) of fear in the plane! Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

The only come back i have is, if you've got so much money lying around my paypal address is: hollandnigel@aol.com Thankyou for your donations -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Okay got a come back now!! Women are like... the stock market They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. Women are like... computers They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one. Women are like... Saran Wrap Useful but clingy. Women are like... horses Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. Women are like... parking meters If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences. Women are like... fax machines Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. Women are like... political campaign contributors If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. Women are like... refrigerators They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one. Women are like... blue jeans They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. Women are like... country western songs They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot. -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

I just done a google search for 'Women are like' to try and find a come back and this was one of the first things that came up! pretty disturbing! http://jscms.jrn.columbia.edu/cns/2005-03-15/hussain-pmates -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Think its worth submitting this picture again Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

OPP? -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Yeah you know me... ....oh hang on, no i don't, thought you were someone else -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Hi Ian, just spoke to Lara, she said you don't know what you're talking about, oh and also.... Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Yeah that sounds better, I thought that 3 was too many beeps, so the 3rd one was just a left over, But i'm gonna change it based on what you've suggested Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

£18 to 12,000ft about $32 at Weston www.rafspa.com Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

I use the swoop mode for alert 1 - set up alert 2 - start turn alert 3 - if you've not recovered yet then you're in trouble! Dunno why there are 3 alerts though i only usually use the second one. When its wrist mounted you can still hear it beep under canopy which is handy Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

That wasn't an advert by the way, i'm just really impressed with mine and want to share the love, Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Just thought i'd bring the subject of Neptunes up again, If you don't know what one is then look at their site: http://www.alti-2.com/neptune.htm They are the official sponsors of BPA Freeflying events in the UK for 2005. http://www.bpa.org.uk/artisticcompsnews.htm They are fantastic! although they are not too common in the UK yet all the people i know that have them are really impressed, especially the Wingsuit flyers as the logbook on the ProTrack usually messes up, They are now on Version 2.3.1 NV-RAM error eliminated, improved battery meter, plus all the stuff sorted in 2.3.0 Max Altitude is now 40,000 ft + "No Log" Icon Added when logbook is disabled Changes to method of writing and reading log to prevent log errors Changes to backlight control to prevent lockup after landing Corrected metric date format Updater is now a .net program and should work with macs (not tested) If you can't update your Neptune then they have a field support team near you http://www.alti-2.com/field_support_locator.htm Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Cor bring your friends along Boxer short weekend would be fun! (11th June) We're gonna have a bid party! --------------------------------------------- www.justgiving.com/boxershortskydive -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Yup, you're another hottie There's a song that goes well with this thread 'Fit but you know it - The Streets' You probably haven't heard it over there though, its a London thing. -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

I don't know if i'm a bed hog, would any young ladies care to share a bed with me for the night in aid of research? Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Whats B.O.B. ? Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

Editted But haven't seen your pic yet! Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

I have barely looked at the last few pictures, Chelle - very hot Lainey - Oh my god! HOT! Amanduh - Hot Deland Girls - Hot See a pattern emerging? (I haven't missed anyone on purpose, i'd be here all day if i carried on!) Freeflir29 - You're a guy, doesn't do it for me Alti-2 Lara, send your pic in, you're a hottie in denial! Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

It's official!! Skydiving chicks are all hot! Especially the american ones... with that accent, mmmm Can you all come over to England and Skydive? Nigel (Guess i should post a pic, even if it is my avatar) -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

I'm no photographer, these are just a couple of nice shots (well i think so) i caught from DV footage, the 3rd one was captured from Edd Coles footage coz i'm the hanger. Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232

We are now only weeks away from the BPA's first Freefly Grand Prix which is being held at Langar on the 30th April - 2nd May 2005 To take part just turn up on Friday 29th April to register and the competition will start first thing the following morning. There is NO ENTRY FEE! Jumps are £19 per person per round, (£57 per team) These prices are set by the DZ and not by the BPA The 'A' category has 7 rounds FCFFCFF and the 'B' has 5 rounds FCFFC Check out my Artistics page for more dates and information, the rules will be on the site as soon as they are approved by council http://www.bpa.org.uk/artisticcompsnews.htm Lets make this competition a success!! I hope to see as many of you there as possible, Nigel Holland BPA Artistics Rep -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232