Zep
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I recon you got to like him, any member of a nation that has the balls to publicly cross dress, has to be a nation with a sense of humour, and I like any one with a sense of humour. Gone fishing
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I like squirters, they absolutly fasinate me, Once it got to the point that if a girl didn't squirt I'd take it personally, I want back all those hours wasted trying to get a non squirter to squirt. Gone fishing
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`You should learn not to make personal remarks,' Alice said with some severity; `it's very rude.' Gone fishing
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Thanks, I love things that go bang Gone fishing
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Alice sighed wearily. "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers." Gone fishing
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Yeah but a physicist wouldn't know how to say. "grease ya skids an drop ya rocks" makes em swoon every time. Gone fishing
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That happens to me quite a lot, I put it down to the Psilocybin and Fly agaric laden snails I keep eating. Gone fishing
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You're working or doing some thing, put a tool down get side tracked return to get the tool and it's gone, spend half an hour retracking all the places you've been an find the tool is exactly where you left it, but for some reason it became invisible for a while. Any one believe in tool goblins Gone fishing
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Well, wait.... did you ever see her again?? Yep I married her, let me think, ah yes she was my second wife, You don't just a gal like that escape. Bravo!! Yea third time round I really fucked up. I married a catholic, I swear next time round I'm going for a nice Jewish gal Gone fishing
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Stoopid is as stoopid doe's Microsoft WTF. Firefox an you'll never look back. Gone fishing
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Well, wait.... did you ever see her again?? Yep I married her, let me think, ah yes she was my second wife, You don't just a gal like that escape. Gone fishing
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Well he asked, really thier is nothing more embarassing than true life stories. an I got loads, ............... but for another day edit, cause I'm a bit drunk, been drinking what Shropshire calls drain cleaner, that mans just got not taste in the finer things in life Gone fishing
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I've always found that in these cases a hammer works really well Gone fishing
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Just spill it. Or are ya...chicken? I've been called lots of things .but never chicken. So many years ago I was with this girl, half drunk I was, she came back to my place an we were at it hell for leather. her on top, an me pumping for all I was worth. Well you've heard of the old adage " one slip an your in the shit" I was, but not realizing it till the next morning when I woke up to this god awful smell of shit. seems that in my drunken state I'd put the pillow under her ass. woke up the next morning with my head on the pillow next to a turd which wasen't mine. she fled the scene leaving me to clean up the mess, jeeze thier was shit every where. Now I just stick to rimming, less mess an more fun. Gone fishing
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You really don't want to know, even Waltapel would puke over this one. dont push me or I'll kiss an tell. Gone fishing
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She was still warm after all. You guys need professional help. The wife said she's on a low salt diet, now she refuses to swallow. what can I do to convince her other wise. Gone fishing
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I live in an area perfect for wind farms, mountain ridges with a permanant wind we had a company who thought they could ride rough shod over us, To a man our community voted NO wind farms are a astetic pollution You want cheap power build nuclear, but not near me. Gone fishing
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In the long run it would probably be cheaper to build a wall an put them up against it. an illegal is an illegal which ever way you look at it. Gone fishing
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Oprah Winfrey invades Barcelona, Seems the crisis has no meaning to some. Oprah chartered a cruise liner for 1,700 friends an has invaded Catalunya. I just hope she dosen't pop round for coffee without ringing first. Gone fishing
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yeah yeah yeah, But who's the hooker Gone fishing
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He he I see blue balls on the horizon. Ouch. Gone fishing
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If the kids are going to be with the father, then I'm stuck I got no idea what you could do with a sexy woman on a rainy weekend, how about checkers or tiddlywinks. Gone fishing
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how old are the kids, and will they be with you, ( Nothing perverted) I got an idea. Gone fishing
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Andy Andy Andy, I think some times you forgett your not in England anymore. Where you are you have to actually work before you can collect Gone fishing
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Hi Bry, last night we had a well deserved thunder storm. over the last week the temperature had steadly been rising to 40degrees C with 90% humidity, (very rare for the mountains) Now we're back to high 20's and can breath again. A good down pour has done wonders for the veggie garden. Gone fishing