Zep

Members
  • Content

    3,959
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by Zep

  1. Zep

    I

    Take a look at my girlfriend ......... or. I, I who have nothing, I who have no one. Gone fishing
  2. Zep

    I

    don't care about........... My fucking lungs, I want a fag, no I don't ....... yes I do, no I don't, I won't I won't I won't. One month in and I'm still climbing the walls, Gone fishing
  3. Zep

    you drink your coffee

    Teak sipper, I'm a cawfee slurper, havent had a tetly for nearly twenty years. So how goes it in the land of Cantons? Gone fishing
  4. Zep

    you drink your coffee

    Yes the original was Wes but I'm shure that on the breaking glass tour it was Lyn. one thing I think we have to agree on is that a mournfull sax has the power to enter the soul. Now go to work ya bum Gone fishing
  5. Zep

    you drink your coffee

    Well done Tony, that Sax break has been going round my head for days, long live Lyn Frederick. Gone fishing
  6. Zep

    you drink your coffee

    and I sip my tea, Gone fishing
  7. Oh no, not me we never lost control How the fuck did I remember that Gone fishing
  8. Trifasic, coffe, milk and brandy in a big mug. Some of us are lucky enough to have a proffesional expresso machine at home. Gone fishing
  9. Zep

    crispy batter

    OK. Gather round Guys an Girls I've decided to introduce these Catalan (Spanish) heathens to Saturday night Scampi (Actually it'll be Monke fish tails as the sell by date is coming up) I want to do a real nice crispy batter, so dig deep an let me see those reciepies Oh beer and corn flakes I use already, I'm looking for a KFC kind of thing, but the old Cronoel just aint giving it up. I dea's God my English is bad. really dosent help postong after sampling los jellos es igual you know what i meam. Gone fishing
  10. The ex wife, ( 18 years divorced) all the things I could't say to her then I'm saying now. we are becoming really good friends. The ocean that separates us means we will never now be more than just friends. Gone fishing
  11. Exellent reply, Remember folks a digital meat thermometer is your friend. Gone fishing
  12. I've seen the rest of the photo an it's a Shemale, hence the barrel Gone fishing
  13. 14/30 I was 14. She was a bandy legged angel sent from heaven. Oh OK she was a tennent in my parents house, Gone fishing
  14. Just like Kermits finger, green and smelly Gone fishing
  15. Two dirvorces, Although I enjoyed it emensly a lot, it really is a bad idea Gone fishing
  16. You're such a girly girl fireworks should go bang, the louder the better. Gone fishing
  17. behave you two or I'll come an fart in your planes. Curry, guinness and peanuts can stop wars, WMD (weapon of mass desertion) Gone fishing
  18. Me too! The louder the better! Especially at night! You and Normiss are my kind of people, I'll get up in the middle of the night to watch a good thunder storm, I especially love electrical storms and I'm blessed, where I am, starting soon is electrical storm season, Gone fishing
  19. Sheep shaging in the alpine pastures is not work............... well at least not for some Gone fishing
  20. If you're so proud to be British then learn the difference between the Union jack and the Union flag. My apoliges I stand corrected. "It is often stated that the Union Flag should only be described as the Union Jack when flown in the bows of a warship, but this is a relatively recent idea. From early in its life the Admiralty itself frequently referred to the flag as the Union Jack, whatever its use, and in 1902 an Admiralty Circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially. Such use was given parliamentary approval in 1908 when it was stated that "the Union Jack should be regarded as the National flag" We learn some thing new every day. Gone fishing
  21. Zep

    Knowing (film)

    How the hell can you post half way through watching a film I watched the film months ago, not really my cup of tea but I like Cage. Gone fishing
  22. I was bored but now the bar is filling up an loads of punters to swap bullshit with, later I'm going to make scampi in a basket an rob them blind, I love emptying the pockets of stupid townies. Gone fishing
  23. Zep

    Sex

    Oh an that "O" you keep putting at the end reminds me of a great book I read a few times The history of............ Gone fishing
  24. Zep

    Sex

    There is no arguing with that ... I was just giving Zeb a hard time. Damn, I'm not doing so well with the subtleties today ... O Zeb who's Zeb OMG did I really say wasted an remember English isn't my first language. Gone fishing
  25. Did BBC seriously just compare MJ to the Beatles and Frank Sinatra? Yeah thats very strange, to me the Beatles were shite Now if they had of compared him with the Stones and Sinatra Well that would just have show lack of taste. Gone fishing