Zep
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Has been picked for the intermediate basket ball team, for his age (10) he should really still be in the junior group, but the coach said he has a intuative understanding of the game, This means that all the other player will be at least 5 years older an have a hight advantage. He's not a hoopster He's a ducker an diver who sets it up for some one else to get the hoop, I'm so proud I think I got a little tear. Gone fishing
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The only way I know of getting sand in the vagina is shagging on the beach with a pair of balls like mine, f**kin shovels they are Gone fishing
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Is it true my shit don't stink? Gone fishing
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Just bad carma for giving good money to Starbucks Gone fishing
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When god said line up for your brains, you thought he said trains an went for a ride Gone fishing
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I didn't know she was a singer, for some reason I thought she was a porn star. Any way thats the first time I've seen her an she's not to my taste. Gone fishing
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Wow none, I recieve PM's now an again, an all have been very civil, My replys are always civil. I really can't think how I would react if I recieved a nasty PM No, that isn't an invitation to send me one. Gone fishing
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Your all time favorite toy when you were a kid!
Zep replied to SkydiveStMarys's topic in The Bonfire
Mecano, used to make really complicated gallows an hang efiges of people who bugged me, The I moved on to the guilotine, that was a bit more complicated, my old man never did work out where his razor blades went. Gone fishing -
My mum would'nt let me leave home without all the basic skills needed to live alone, That included, cooking a roast and vegatables, sowing, washing an ironing an the basics of how to balance a pay check, I left home on my 16 birthday I also enjoy cooking. Gone fishing
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I lived awhile in Sri Lanka an eat quite a bit at the resturant in the botanical gardens in Colombo (capital) eating real hot currys, well I learned from them that cucumber or soured milk is the best way to neutarlise the burning sensation. I also learned that drinking Guiness an eating peanuts with a real hot curry the next day you could pebble dash a wall a nice shade of brown Gone fishing
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try rubbing another slice of it in your eye. It will make you forget about the burning in you mouth in no time. Ha Ha Ha, I once accidently (without thinking) rubbed my eyes whilst peeling fresh horseradish, Thank god it isn't possible to remember pain Remester the sadistic greenie, Gone fishing
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Oh shit Gone fishing
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Thanks I'll try it, in fact at the moment I'll try anything Gone fishing
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Get home from work, wifes cooking the dinner and I as usual pick at what ever she's got on the work surface, berfore she could say "NO" I'd suffed in my mouth what I thought was a piece of salad red pepper, OMG it was a slice of HABANERO now I'm on fire, I've eaten a whole cucumber an 3 yogherts an I'm still burning Gone fishing
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Revenge of the pink vagina The rocky horror vagina show My super ex vagina I like this game Gone fishing
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On a lighter note, botulism Ring a ring a roses a pocket full of pooses atishoo atishoo we all fall down Gone fishing
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Actually if you drink straight from the can without washing around the pull ring you can get all types of diseases transmitted by rats on mice the warehouses where the cans are stored normally are not the most salubrios of places, I used to get called out quite a bit to the schweeps an coca cola plants to repair electrical junction boxes an cables that that had been chewed through by rats an mice. now, have a nice day y'all Gone fishing
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Ever drink a whole bottle of hard liquor in a night?
Zep replied to FlyinDawg's topic in The Bonfire
Drinking contest, 1ltr of JB whiskey in under 30 minutes. woke up in hospital, they had to give me an injection in the heart to reanimate me. two fractured ribs from falling down an catching the edge of the bar table, an something about the Glasgow scale Won't be doing that again any time soon. Gone fishing -
I'm a capricorn, I think it shows BTW. I married an Aries once, jeez never again that was a crazy 8 years Gone fishing
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Those guys are heros, The fire jumpers too. Gone fishing
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You've really put the cat amongst the commers now, Gone fishing
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That's cause their is no negative side to puddy tats How could anyone want to harm a beast like this. Gone fishing
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Free, Fly, You can't call them Leo or Oddie cause they're taken. my cats Gone fishing
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plasma exudate Gone fishing
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I got a box of 7x57mm mauser rounds cerca 1935, one day I'll chamber a few to see if they still go bang. Gone fishing