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I am not real. No one on here has ever seen me. You aren't reading this. The back of your left ear is itching right now, isn't it. Hehehe... -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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You'll find it Heather. Just look in the swamp! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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No sir, I was not. If you hold these classes often, I'm sure I'll go through it sometime. I'd like to be able to know how to spot...well. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Wow. I've got nothing for that. Nothing. I fold my hand. Well done. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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That's weird. I had a dream about Paris Hilton last night too. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Gotta agree with you there. I was never formally taught a damn thing about spotting during AFF. I was just told to stand away from the door...then when I heard the words "take your position in the door", get ready to jump. I could probably spot to save myself if I had to, just from the stuff I've read in books and what not...but I don't think many AFF students get real good training on spotting. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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That's an incredible video. Looks like they even stopped up traffic for it. You can see a huge line of cars on the left side of the screen before he makes the swoop. Thanks Faber! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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They smile fine!!! Kind of. Well... Just... If you come near me, hold your breath, you'll be a'ight. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Good News! (Kind of...all things considered anyway). Nothing's broke, I just have a few torn ligaments. I'll be on crutches for 3-5 days or so, then I can slowly start putting weight on it again. He said I should be 100% a-okay in 6-8 weeks. I'll be un-current in two weeks. Can anyone say "butt slide" ?? Actually, on a more serious note, I do not plan on doing anything that I feel is out of my range of motion or safety. So if I can't jump within two weeks...big deal, I pay a few extra dollars, and do a coach jump or two until I am current. There are more important things than being current...such as...umm...being able to walk normally 40 years from now. Thanks for the vibes everyone...I'll be a'ight. Can't wait to jump again.... -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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I was playing basketball tonight, and I rolled my ankle. It's pretty fucked up. A friend is coming over to take me to the hospital right now to get it X-rayed. I walked home, and it didn't hurt that bad putting weight on it, but I think I should probably get it checked out to be sure. It's about the size of a fucking baseball. Throw some vibes at me...I wanna be able to jump soon enough to stay current, God willing. I'll update when I get back from the ER. (Pictures attached...while not terribly grusome, they're probably not for the weak-hearted either, click accordingly). -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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This is one of the most remarkable stories I've read in a long time. If one of your jokers was telling it, I'd say it was horseshit...but I trust Mr. Cole. Anyone here that served in the Gulf War recollect using condomns to keep the sand out of their barrels? Thanks for sharin chuteless, fun read. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Dang...nice. I like the lack of symmetry. Sweet shit. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Glad to hear things are looking up for you. What part of FL you livin at? -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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I'm running one in May. I'm not really going to start training till the last couple weeks. I'm in good enough shape that I could probably run it now, it'd just hurt really bad. So the last 4-5 weeks, I'm just gonna go out for a few miles a day, and maybe 10 or so miles on Saturdays, and I'm hopin I'll be good to go. Good luck on yours...just keep running. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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I hear ya...I'm transfering to Florida myself. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Top 10 Things you should NEVER say to ........
Kramer replied to jumperconway's topic in The Bonfire
I gotta remember that just in case I ever find myself in a position of being married someday. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! -
Can I saw how happy I was when the clapping grew ten fold a couple seconds later when he said "...but the threat of terrorism will never expire?" -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Noep -Kramre The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Grr.... Why must you make a good point in every post?? -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Mmmm....maybe 'cause he'll give me shit for days !!! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Grr... I hope jmpnkramer doesn't find this thread. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Sunnydee, you're my role model. I remember when I first got on these forums, I was blown away by the fact that you had made like 200-some jumps in your first six months in the sport. As a newbie, I look up to ya. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Here's proof that I'm a woman. (You didn't prove nothing)!!! I'm not a woman!!! Just simply showing that posting a picture of a woman, doesn't mean you are one -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Philly...much like you, not trying to start shit or anything, just curious: How would the victim's act of carrying a gun in that situation have helped stop him from getting shot in the leg? -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!
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Congrats Kris, you beat me to it. Have a blast. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!