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  1. It is amazing, isn't it?? We're getting more popular than that "Luma Luma" kid singing that polka song or whatever it was on the internet! We're going to be on Letterman. Bob, FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  2. I could tell you, but Champu would have to kill you! I like the Spinal Tap reference. Major brownie points... I'll let you in on it. FGF is Frenchy Goggle Fraternity. FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  3. What's all the ruckus about in this thread??? Number Two Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  4. Blame on #2! I think he's a mole... I'll bring the old Photoshop and fix that. Do you mind if I put your face on Rosa's body? You mis-spelled "mole". Should have been "male". All doubt should be removed by now. And check out my new avatar......... FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  5. I'm 24, but look at what air traffic control has done to me!! Happy birthday my man!! FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  6. Thank you, sir! FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  7. I tried to prevent it and convince everyone to go get some well deserved rest, but they wouldn't listen to me... Oh you bitches. You were happy I showed up with the beer I bought for my first solo. I asked you if I should save it for a party at the DZ and all of you said, "No, there'll be plenty of us hanging around, just bring it back to the hotel. Consider it beer paid." Frenchy is FGF-1, and I'm FGF-2, so I defer to his version of events as untrue as they are. What a blast we had. Great to meet all of you, and check out my new avatar. Can't wait for our first goggle jump! Bob, FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  8. Nate my man, We got the picture of you wearing the goggles, but they weren't around your eyes. Sorry you don't remember, but on the bright side you made the goggles look really, really big. FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  9. OK, where are those photos. Darcy, how'd you get yours? I don't have my pic with the goggles.....new avatar upon receipt!! Bob the FGF-2 guy Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  10. Yes, the vaunted FGF number! I have one already and I'm still a student! Of course, I had to demean myself to get it. I.....can't.....talk.....right....now..... FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  11. Sweetie, That was so much fun. Thank you for mentioning me ahead of Frenchy! It was so great hanging with you! You are a wonderful person and an incredible skydiver for the number of jumps you have. I heard that (and saw it for myself) this weekend. I will try to flail myself to your level!! Thank you so much for inviting me out to Safety Day and your birthday celebration. My birthday is March 26th, and Frenchy told me that as FGF-2 he will pay for my A license requirements. What a guy, eh? It was my pleasure to be there! Bob, the ONLY FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  12. What would make you spill what happened? Anything interesting happen inquiring minds should all know about? Number 3 will honor all protocols on what is said at the Bombshelter stays at the Bombshelter with the understanding that most were drunk. Number 3 is the head of the of the militant wing of the Salvation Army. (That would be funnier with my last avatar, Dr. Evil). That said, Number 2 is pretty free to shoot his mouth off. But no one asked me, so I'm setting up a pay site with photos and the full description in 15 languages of what happened. FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  13. That didn't work for me at all this weekend. Frenchy's idea of Safety Day was all the things that could go wrong with the "Tickler" he says was named after him. FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  14. And now everyone knows who Number 2 works for!! Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  15. I made Frenchy give me the number at the bar last night. I thought I could talk him into giving me No. 1 for a bit, but he was too sober. Then. Our little club will be max cool. Pink Mafia? Ha! I'm a Frenchy Goggle man. Elsinore GT? They won't even get on a load with a "Goggler". Once we get the pics, we should set up a seperate thread where all us have our new avatars. We post first so everyone can see just how, well, good we look. I can't wait to hear Kat at Elsinore: "Otter 10, this is your now call." "Goggles, this is your 15 minute call." Yes. Sweet. Bob Marks, FGF-2 Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  16. Nate, Great to meet you this weekend! Sorry Frenchy had to stay with you, but it is still "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". Right? Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  17. Who......does.....Number....Two......work....for????? Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  18. I actually shared a room with a sailor. Maybe that's why my ass hurts today! NATE! You Bitch! You were all over ME at the Bombshelter, showing me that special website and all. And yes, the pics will be here soon. Great to meet you! Bob Marks Frenchy Goggle Fraternity, Serial Number Two Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  19. I'm going to give it to you straight. Men are supposed to be the initiators. But this is real. We men get so confused by the signals women send. Sometimes you seem so interested in us, we take it for granted. But we are scared. We are afraid that if we show interest it will be met by: -rejection -disgust -a harassment lawsuit I'm sitting here with two prime tickets to the U2 concert at Anaheim. I asked someone I really like to go with me, and I received a reply. "Thanks, can you sell me the other ticket and I'll buy both off of you?" I feel like I will NEVER offer a date again like this. That really hurt, and please understand I bear no ill will toward anyone, but this hurt. I'm not Brad Pitt, but I'm not chopped liver either. My advice is to drop the hint point blank. Life is too short for misunderstandings. If a woman walked up to me and told me what you feel, that would make the difference to me. Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  20. Hugs to you from little ol' me, hottie! I know......... Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  21. I want the masseuse at 10PM sharp. The Vodka should be in the freezer for 24 hours prior to my arrival. My room should be facing East. And make sure all the red m&m's are removed from the bowl. That's it for now. PS: I'm not sure what time I'll be done with my spanking session, so we may have to push the masseuse by 15 minutes or so. Please make sure her schedule is flexible. Your little session is done when I say so, beeotch, and don't assume a "her". I'll pick up the vodka on the way up, no shit, and I really look foward to meeting you all! I talk smack, but I am just kidding..... Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  22. All, I've confirmed the second room. We're good to go there. Anything else we need to take care of? We got two queen beds, and I've got a couple sleeping bags I can bring, too. Let me know...... Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  23. Rosa, Yes, everything worked out after I called the police when you and Darcy kept eye raping me. Anyway, thanks for the congrats, and I will always admire both of you for the ability to resist.........me. That is tough, because I am a sexy bitch. The beef slab. Oh yes. Anyway all kidding aside, I'm making the reservation and will let all know. It should be fine unless there is a Polka Convention going on out there. I hope you let Frenchy and all the others know what they are getting into. Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  24. I agree. Random actions will fix a few problems, but cause many more. Everything I do in freefall is to the best of my ability in regards to what my instructors told me to do. If I'm not stable, it is because I'm not doing what they said. My gut reaction is to do what they said. The basics. RELAX! Arch, smile........it is amazing. Teeth to wind is a most powerful control surface! Get those choppers out there and let's have some fun!! Just a very inexperienced opinion. Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman
  25. Welcome to my own personal hell. Bob Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman