muff528

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  1. Penny Silly used to take care of that stuff.
  2. So you're telling me I have a chance? Well, all seriousness aside, if you eliminate all Italians and Sicilians in NJ from the competition, your odds would seem to be pretty good. You'd probably all fit into one room.
  3. We're probably all related anyway .
  4. Small world.....my paternal grandmother was born and raised in Palermo. But my ladies have always been quite satisfied with just the one. Don Me, too!
  5. Cause one doesn't get the job done? No, because nothing much rhymes with Irish, Catholic, Muslim or Hispanic. Once you go Sicilian, you gotta have a million! ?!? (or ...you gotta have a Brazilian. ) or a Castillian.
  6. muff528

    Friday Haiku

    cheap port in the fridge made spaghetti sauce with it hit it now and then
  7. Looks like it's worth at least a buck. You probably could have hit him up for a little discount since it's broken.
  8. That interaction demonstrates a symmetry that is beautiful in its simplicity, requiring the dogion to also "see" the same illusion from its "point of view". *** The interaction is unstable, decaying by the next morning into an oshition and a myheadiskillingmeion. Symmetry is now broken ...and so are promises that were made during the course of the interaction.
  9. "Douchewaffle"??? https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/531639_10151457280508331_602952708_n.jpg Parenting in the electronic age brings out the worst. Maybe it was the camel's mom who was taking the photo.
  10. Well, the captured drones do give us a look at their stealth technology strategy ...blue paint!
  11. So, if the rock hit the jumper, and he somehow managed to hang on to it, or maybe it got stuck in his jumpsuit or something, and he landed with it, would we still call it a meteorite?
  12. You mean something other than a big-ass airplane?
  13. For Florida -- "The left-lane provision is part of the 226-page House Bill 7125. It states that drivers on any road with two or more lanes in the same direction may not drive more than 10 mph slower than the posted speed limit in the left lane if they know they are being overtaken. It does not apply to drivers preparing for a left turn at an intersection." http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2013-06-27/story/left-lane-slowpokes-face-fines-under-new-florida-law#ixzz2xZPPMCiz -good for a $60 ticket + 3-point moving violation. The girl was not violating the left-lane slowpoke law. She was only standing her ground...