muff528

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  1. I nominate Shah, in addition to giving advice, to be in charge of writing explanations, proclamations, congressional bills and treaties and vcr user manuals. I still laughing. My 12-yo thinks I've finally lost it.
  2. Been shopping around for a warm place to spend your golden years? re: 13F
  3. This is a preemptive war with the Lunonians! This bombing prevented a non existent war! After all what makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? Wait just a minute!!! Are we at war with the Moononians or the Lunonians ?!? .........or is it just with the Moononites? (militant, terrorist wing of the Moononians.)
  4. I like this thread. So...........BUMP! muffdogg..... early 90's at Phoenix/Z-Hills (someone needs to make an emoticon with earmuffs!)
  5. All of their skydivers got broken legs. (no air means crappy glide ratio and piss-poor flare.)
  6. Suddenly I have this image of Chevy Chase sitting in a bar in a banana republic.
  7. Does the commutative property not apply? How are these two different? I think the difference would be in how you would apply the "spooning" rules. (see other topic)
  8. I SUPPOSE so.........but only IF I'm one of the three. Otherwise, it's disgusting and immoral. How do you know if the three persons involved are 3m, or 2m1f, or 1f2m, or 3f? I didn't see it specified. E. [x] None of the above.
  9. Clint, Here's your grandfather surrounded by a few of his. I think it was his b'day. Maybe he'll share with Frenchy. (your dad's in there too.)
  10. I SUPPOSE so.........but only IF I'm one of the three. Otherwise, it's disgusting and immoral.
  11. Uh oh, I better get V to the doctor. Viagra is big business! And the though of perhaps helping women out with their sex drive has been a very serious drive for pharmaceutical companies. But women being more complicated then men, who would have guessed, don't necessarily respond the same as men to cretin drugs like Viagra. And as I recall the article was stating that it was perfectly normal for some women to have zero sex drive. Whooooooosh!
  12. Y'all are all disgusting. Don't y'all know that s-e-x is for the purpose of procreation between two people in a committed, monogemus menogamous 1-on-1 relationship.?
  13. muff528

    Oh! Crap!

    Maybe if we adopted this practice the price of jump tickets will come down a bit and the ride up would be a little more pleasant.
  14. Do yall not have duct tape over there?? Yep, but we used up the last roll sticking the wings back on. Actually our Caravan is relatively shiny and new, but it's very cramped with a full load. I'm thinking we could maybe tape a cardboard box to the roof and put a couple of jumpers in there, free up some space inside. no......No......NO!! ......tie the box down with a coat hanger. It's already been tried and proven!
  15. Big f'n deal! I know a lot of people who ride around on the OUTSIDE of AIRPLANES IN FLIGHT! .....and they're not from Alabama and they don't use coat hangers!
  16. Since I click the X box as quickly as I can, I am not sure if they are selling soap or cars. Don't care which.
  17. Mike, What a great tribute to Frenchie. Frenchie was a fixture at the old Z-Hills and someone who I had many conversations with and I never knew what he was talking about! I bet he NEVER washed his coffee cup! He was a dear man who meant a lot to many and will be remembered a long time. Your video tribute was awesome. Hi Dan. Yep, very nice video. Well done. LOL about the coffee cup. Remember a couple of the girls at ZHills grabbed his cup and washed it while he wasn't looking. He was PO'd for days. He said "ze de-tair-zhent will geeve you sto-mick can-sair!"
  18. I've never heard of Outback detergent before now. I feel compelled to buy a case and see if it really works better than the ElCheapo Clothes Washing Soap I'm using now ..........NOT!
  19. muff528

    movie quotes

    "Windage and Elevation, Mrs Langdon....Windage and Elevation"
  20. Very sad to hear this news. I fondly remember the evenings hanging out by "his" fire. He was quite a character and no matter what the conversation was about he would find a way to insert "You should buy the beer!" I never got my "Frenchy number" but not because I didn't try. He allowed very few people to touch him in freefall.