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New Years day or the day after depending how hung-over I am. What could possibly go wrong?

That Pic was great LMAO What could possibly go wrong?

Got to work a little while ago and have nothing better to do unless the terrorists decide to do something stupid! What could possibly go wrong?

PS2 has way more games along with the fact you can play PS1 games on it. PS2 is also better because you can play DVD's with out buying extra stuff to make it work! What could possibly go wrong?

LMAO It should be every 2 days! What could possibly go wrong?

I got this in an email today. Being in the military and having been deployed I found this funny. 1. Sleep on a cot in the garage. 2. Replace the garage door with a curtain. 3. Two hours after you go to sleep, have someone whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes and mumble, "Sorry, wrong cot." 4. Renovate your bathroom. Hang a green plastic sheet down from the middle of your bathtub and move the showerhead down to chest level. Keep four inches of soapy cold water on the floor. Stop cleaning the toilet. Leave two to three sheets of toilet paper. Or for best effect, remove it altogether. For a more realistic deployed bathroom experience, stop using your bathroom and use a neighbor's. Choose a neighbor who lives at least a quarter mile away. 5. When you take showers, wear flip-flops and keep the lights off. 6. Every time there is a thunderstorm, go sit in a wobbly rocking chair and dump dirt on your head. 7. Put lube oil in your humidifier instead of water and set it on "HIGH" for that tactical generator smell. 8. Don't watch TV except for movies in the middle of the night. Have your everyone vote on which movie to watch and then show a different one. 9. Leave a lawnmower running in your living room 24 hours a day for proper noise level. 10. Have the paperboy give you a haircut. 11. Once a week, blow compressed air up through your chimney making sure the wind carries the soot across and on to your neighbor's house. Laugh at him when he curses you. 12. Buy a trash compactor and only use it once a week. Store up garbage in the other side of your bathtub. 13. Wake up every night at midnight and have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a saltine cracker. 14. Make up your menu a week ahead of time without looking in your food cabinets or refrigerator. Then serve some kind of meat in an unidentifiable sauce poured over noodles. Do this for every meal. 15. Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the night. When it goes off, jump out of bed and get to the shower as fast as you can. Simulate there is no hot water by running out into your yard and breaking out the garden hose. 16. Once a month, take every major appliance completely apart and put it back together again. 17. Use 18 scoops of coffee per pot and allow it to sit for five or six hours before drinking. 18. Invite at least 185 people you don't really like because of their strange hygiene habits to come and visit for a couple of months. Exchange clothes with them. 19. Have a fluorescent lamp installed on the bottom of your coffee table and lie under it to read books. 20. Raise the thresholds and lower the top sills of your front and back doors so that you either trip over the threshold or hit your head on the sill every time you pass through one of them. 21. Keep a roll of toilet paper on your nightstand and bring it to the bathroom with you. And bring your gun and a flashlight. 22. Go to the bathroom when you just have to pass gas, "just in case." Every time. 23. Announce to your friends that they have mail, have them report to you as you stand outside your open garage door after supper and then say, "Sorry, it's for the other Smith." 24. Wash only 15 items of laundry per week. Roll up the semi-wet clean clothes in a ball. Place them in a cloth sack in the corner of the garage where the cat pees. After a week, unroll them and without ironing or removing the mildew, proudly wear them to professional meetings and family gatherings. Pretend you don't know what you look or smell like. Enthusiastically repeat the process for another week. 25. Go to the worst crime-infested place you can find, go heavily armed, wearing a flak jacket and a Kevlar helmet. Set up shop in a tent in a vacant lot. Announce to the residents that you are there to help them. 26. Eat a single M&M every Sunday and convince yourself it's for Malaria. 27. Demand each family member be limited to 10 minutes per week for a morale phone call. Enforce this with your teenage daughter. 28. Shoot a few bullet holes in the walls of your home for proper ambiance. 29. Sandbag the floor of your car to protect from mine blasts and fragmentation. 30. While traveling down roads in your car, stop at each overpass and culvert and inspect them for remotely detonated explosives before proceeding. 31. Fire off 50 cherry bombs simultaneously in your driveway at 3:00 a.m. When startled neighbors appear, tell them all is well, you are just registering mortars. Tell them plastic will make an acceptable substitute for their shattered windows. 32. Drink your milk and sodas warm. 33. Spread gravel throughout your house and yard. 34. Make your children clear their Super Soakers in a clearing barrel you placed outside the front door before they come in. 35. Make your family dig a survivability position with overhead cover in the backyard. Complain that the 4x4s are not 8 inches on center and make them rebuild it. 36. Continuously go buy Gatoraid. 37. When your 5-year-old asks for a stick of gum, have him find the exact stick and flavor he wants on the Internet and print out the web page. Type up a Form 9 and staple the web page to the back. Submit the paperwork to your spouse for processing. After two weeks, give your son the gum. 38. Announce to your family that the dog is a vector for disease and shoot it. Throw the dog in a burn pit you dug in your neighbor's back yard. 39. Wait for the coldest/ hottest day of the year and announce to your family that there will be no heat/air conditioning that day so you can perform much needed maintenance on the heater/ air conditioner. Tell them you are doing this so they won't get cold/ hot. 40. Just when you think you're ready to resume a normal life, order yourself to repeat this process for another six months to simulate the next deployment you've been ordered to support. What could possibly go wrong?

I an here but my brain is in the sky

I have my L-4 and L-5 fused with a rod on each side in 97. I had 500 jumps at the time I now have 2000 and havent had any problems with it. What could possibly go wrong?

Outstanding What could possibly go wrong?

Anything with a tailgate!!!! What could possibly go wrong?

Cessna 182, 206 Birddog Porter Russian version of a porter (In Germany) Piper cub Casa Otter Skyvan Caravan DC-3 Balloon @ types of choppers What could possibly go wrong?

I went to Wallmart and bought luggage. It is hardsided with wheels and an extemtion handle so I can be lazy. It is carry on size and I can fit my rig, helmet and jumpsuit in it no prob. I have traveled with it many, many, many times and never have had a problem. What could possibly go wrong?

I do that, but if I dont know someones address I wont see the mail unless the subject line jumps out at me. Like I said the one hotmail account is so bad I have to empty the junk mail every-other day or the account shuts down. What could possibly go wrong?

The problem with exclusive is a friend of yours that is not in your address book wont get through to you. What could possibly go wrong?

I use hotmail and yahoo. The yahoo account seems to stop spam better then hotmail. I have had it for 4 years and dont get much of anything, the hotmail gets plastered with spam. I do have a second hotmail account that I use for online sites that require an email address (IE Games) and that one is full to the max size every other day with spam. IMHO yahoo is the best. What could possibly go wrong?

I was stationed at Ramstein and had a blast there. As far as skydiving goes it is exspensive over there but allot of fun. There are cheap places to jump but you will have a bit of a distance to go. What could possibly go wrong?

Bill The wonderfull thing about opinions is everyone can have one. Your opinion is to have one mine is not to have one. What could possibly go wrong?

I love Z-hills and usally make a trip there once a winter. What could possibly go wrong?

I work so I can suport my sky habbit. What could possibly go wrong?

Cool, I hope this will sove some of my problems. What could possibly go wrong?

I would have to say Cheers. What could possibly go wrong?

I jumped barefoot a few times untill I landed on a briar patch......OUCH!! That was on the corner of the DZ, I have worn shoes since then. What could possibly go wrong?

My opinion is not to use one, but I have a high performance canopy. I would tell you to use one untill you have the experience of a few hundred jumps before you decide. What could possibly go wrong?

Mine is where it was when I left the plane. I usally loosen it after opening. What could possibly go wrong?

I did 176 my first year. What could possibly go wrong?