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The CSA is the Christian Skydivers Association. Its an actual organization, still fairly new though.
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one of these days I'll hit 50 posts.....lol at the rate Im going it will be Feb 2003
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i was smokin, i turned so many points i could have qualified for AZ Airspeed, then threw out!!!! LMAO
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well i must confess, the plane wasnt airborne, it was on the ground, just after night jumps... not only did i do it in the plane, but i had her outside holding the strut while i was yelling DOT and ARCH....LOL I was hammered that night....LMAO
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It wasnt the fact that i left my underwear in the plane that bothered me, it was the fact that the DZO was the one who returned them to me...... I have never lived that day down since......LOL
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Dont know, Ive only done it in one jump plane, C-182.....they found my underwear under the pilot's seat the next day while loading some static line students......LOL
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here is one I didn't see... Only in America...Brail instructions at a drive up ATM machine
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Wow, now that would be one hell of a Blow Job!!!
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Well, i have to brag, this month was a record for me, so I owe another case of beer. I made 70 jumps in one month, most were video jumps, so I owe a case of beer at my home DZ. It was fun but extremely exhausting, but regardless, i must go on......You all know how it is!!!
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in my time in this sport I have never thought about going on a tandem as a passenger until now... Skybytch, you can take me anytime!! LOL
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That about sums it up!!!
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Had my first and only mal so far on Jump #366. It was packed by one of our DZ packers. It wasnt his fault though, I personnaly think it was just dumb luck. When its your turn for a mal ot will happen, regardless of who packs it.
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My most recent incident of landing out was at ZHills. At the end of the dive I noticed how far away from the DZ I was so I cleared the air and pulled. After riding rear risers as long as I could I found myself over the Tony Suit Factory, and barely gaining forward drive due to the winds. I thought I was going to land on the roof of Tony Suits, until at about 300 feet I started moving forward again towards the open field. At about 50 feet I noticed a small barbed wire fence right in my direction of flight, just a small input on the toggles to plane out the canopy and lifting my feet, I cleard the fence and landed safely. I instantly looked around for other jumpers and noticed about half of the load was landing in the same area. I think only one person off of that load made it back to the landing area.
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Skymama, I think its great that the sport has helped you in life. I think if more people did this, more aspects of our normal lives would be easier to deal with. Keep smiling and Blue Skies!!!
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The Imperial Palace is right across from Cesars Palace. Only about a 10 minute walk to Flyaway if you choose not to take a cab.
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No kidding Shark!! On one of my busier days this months (10 jumps that day) I played a pratical joke on my packer. Well on my 9th jump that day I had a line over and cutaway. (He didnt do it on purpose). But it must have been a karma thing. So now I agree, BE VERY VERY NICE TO YOUR PACKERS!!! BTW, I had to buy a case of beer for that one. It was my first cutaway. (Made him sign the logbook too....LOL)
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Welcome back Skymama!!! Stay safe and have lots of FUN!!!!
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Im not sure of the cicumstances of the dive. Was this two seperate solo dives? If so, maybe it is a lesson in separation time between exits. Depending on the wind at altitude, the time between exits may have to be increased. Just something to think about.
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Hell, forget the shrink's number....Froggie, you can have my number!!
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Speaking of power vomiting....Has anyone ever put saran wrap under the toilet seat at a party, just waiting for the first person to get sick and have the vomit bounce back up on them? LOL
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Would that be regular or extra crispy?
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As long as everything is washed down by beer I guess that would kill the taste.
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sick minded is cool, but toenail biting....thats like eating boogers......LOL
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Something in this experiment went wrong.....newbie status to toenail biting. Whats wrong with this picture????
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dont know if i want the old hand rating....that could mean something.....