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Er...and beer breath is???? No, beer breath is also bad, but it's bad in a different way. I don't drink beer myself, but I don't mind kissing someone who does. On the other hand, milk and dairy products in general smell absolutely DISGUSTING! Ever been pied? Still can't get the whipped cream smell out of my favorite shirt! Blog Clicky

Damn... I didn't win prom king again! Damn! Blog Clicky

Has obviously never seen how things are stored at bars... Milk on the gun? Now I'm inspired... Shots of milk tonight! Blog Clicky

When in Rome... or Dublin! Blog Clicky

I'm in a really fucking good mood.... so B U M P ! ! ! ! Blog Clicky

The full 20: 1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more. 2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is not as important. 3. Skydiving is much safer; no diseases and no kids. 4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are. 5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways... 6. Everyone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive. 7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them. 8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough. 9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing. 10. Everyone is ugly in freefall. 11.You could actually have a whole TEAM that knows about each other. 12.Your TEAM can do a of practicing. Either individually or all together. 13.You can constantly change partners without getting a bad reputation. 14.You can always go back to your ex-partner after having jumped with several others. 15.Your partners will not think of you as "weird" if you suggest a "horny gorilla". 16.You can actually "dirt dive" the act, AND "de-brief" it afterwards. 17.You get certificates that can tell others how many times you have DONE it, and how good you are. 18.You can LOG it and people will even verify it by signing. 19.You can by a stamp that you can use to LOG the various positions that you and your patner(s) have done. 20.For a small price you can hire a professional video man so you can impress your friends and family! If you're really good, you can sell the video for others to watch and improve their own skills. Blog Clicky

My Harley Kickboxing Working at bars meaninful relationships snowboarding more to follow.... Blog Clicky

Man, I thought I could stir some shit up, but DAMN! Blog Clicky

Wassup, Flip! We now have a severe lack of Frenchies in Hollister... we need to fix that! Blog Clicky

Just moved... no help from Crapflinger2000! Blog Clicky

Matters how cold it is... Blog Clicky

Let's wierd fuckers dance in her canopy! Blog Clicky

Meow...meow.... I think I Hear the sound of a kitty behind my pornos! Blog Clicky

It's almost summer. How long till you both get back in the friendly skies? Blog Clicky

Reminds me of the "arguing online and the Special Olympics" joke... Blog Clicky

Heatwave almost gone Damn California weather! Only seventy! Blog Clicky

Two Haiku Friday... I'll move this one to the top Because I'm selfish! Blog Clicky

Haiku comes early. Tired of coming home and typing while F@#ked up! Blog Clicky

altitude: 15.5 aircraft: King Air maneuver: 8 way (mostly) staff sunset speed star to donut to "reverse" oppenheimer description: 3 go-arounds (damn California traffic!)Quick 8 way, donut exploded, back to open, beautiful sunset, nice swoop! Blog Clicky

Go to the Double Down Saloon (4640 Paradise Drive, 2 blocks from the Hard Rock), it's the "Happiest Place on Earth" !!! Blog Clicky

Off to the North Star... Blog Clicky

Probably start downtown, then.. Blog Clicky

I'll PM you my #... ALL the beer folk will be out in force! Blog Clicky

That's right! Yeah! I/me/you're right/wrong! Blog Clicky

Some... Hustler has GREAT articles! Blog Clicky