skydivexxl

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  1. The media was not the one committing the crime AND covering it up... Denial is more than a river in Egypt! Blog Clicky
  2. Don't worry.... I'm not! Blog Clicky
  3. 88 Jumps 1244 posts... 14.14 posts per jump... More time at the DZ... less time at the .com... Just a thought! Blog Clicky
  4. My Harley gets stolen.... Seb gets one.... Hmmmmm.... [goes to call cops!] Blog Clicky
  5. Movie stars, pimps, hookers, OJ, Michael Jackson, Bloods, Crips...... I LOVE So-Cal! Blog Clicky
  6. Thursdays never change... Went to seven bars for work. Beer business is tough! No jumps this weekend. First time off in a long time... Already jonesing! Blog Clicky
  7. Happy birthday, my brother! Blog Clicky
  8. As a Tandem I/Camera flyer and semi-goodwill ambassador at Adventure Center Skydiving, I need to know some details to rectify this. We'll definitely take care of this! Can you PM me the details? Date? TM-I? Camera flyers name? Thanks Blog Clicky
  9. Same sky-different valley! Blog Clicky
  10. No pictures of me either! Oh wait.... Nevermind! Blog Clicky
  11. Tough three day weekend. Will make shitloads of skydives, then, golf tournament! Blog Clicky
  12. SkyShark6 in town. Tequila... not a big fan. Vinny! Teach the man! New haiku at 8 When my ass gets out of bed. Hung over... not me! Blog Clicky
  13. Me too! 2 down, 3 to.... oh wait.... nevermind... Blog Clicky
  14. Remember... I'm a trained professional! Two naked jumps as a PERFECT gentleman! Blog Clicky
  15. You are such a bad girl....RRRRRR OK... I'll say it... BOOBIES Beat you to it! Blog Clicky
  16. How else do you think I maintain this Adonis-like body! Blog Clicky
  17. Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one and nobody wants to hear them! [/cliche'] Blog Clicky
  18. 3 Advil 1 Large Peets Mocha 3 Cigarettes Blog Clicky
  19. Ok... you win! If it makes you feel better, I've only met one skydiver taller than me, and his name is... wait for it.... TALLGUY! I'm with you, my Ewok friend! Blog Clicky
  20. The Deathscooter is in very good standing... As far as your "boycott", Vinny... "Support TheAnvil! Boycott the NBA!! Enough of keeping the short man down!" I can name TWO players who were shorter than you! Blog Clicky
  21. Top Ten Things Going Through Former President Bush's Mind At This Moment (Skydiving) 10. "I'm falling faster than my son's approval rating" 9. "Hey, who's that white-haired dude waving at me? Oh, it's Barbara" 8. "Would it be unpresidential to urp on 350 people?" 7. "I feel like I'm 75 again" 6. "I thought this kind of thing was only allowed in Massachusetts" 5. "How can I break it to George that I'm voting for Kerry?" 4. "I don't remember having so much jowl resistance last time" 3. "If this doesn't impress Carmen Electra, I give up" 2. "Read my lips: Holy crap, I'm gonna die" 1. "It's a good thing I'm drunk" Blog Clicky