Girlfalldown

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  1. Screw dogs. Let's talk about cats! [running away] -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. And I thought I was kinky! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. The translation of that through babelfish was too funny. That thing really does suck. It could have been Darling nicki from Prince or just some song about prostitution. Here a song for you. I knew a girl called girlfalldown which I guess U could indicate it was a monster of sex I met it in a Masturbating entry of hotel with a store it said that the how' D U like loss 2 certain an hour and me could not resist when I saw little parcelling out of girlfalldown It took 2 to me his castle and I just could not believe my eyes it had as well devices very as the money could buy to him said than the sign your name on the dotted line the lights left and the girlfalldown began parcelling out 2 girlfalldown the castle started to turn _ I can not say with U it that it have do 2 I but my body be never identical sound lovin ' give a kick de pied it your OH behind, it show with U no pity but it it exposure U of sho' nuff of sho' nuff of will how 2 parcelling out Darlin ' Girlfalldown A awake the morning following Girlfalldown be not there I have look at everywhere and very that I have find be a unmber of telephone on the staircase it have indicate thank U 4 a time brilliant me call all the time that U want the parcelling out 2 Ah, girlfalldown, ohhhh The girlfalldown return, return your small prince parcelling out of parcelling out of parcelling out of parcelling out of parcelling out of parcelling out -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. Ok that's some funny shit right there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Aucun je ne participerai pas à votre fétiche malade de pénis de mangue. Je vous suis marié pratiquement mauvais mauvais homme ! Mais voici une petite chanson pour vous encourager vers le haut ! Toutes les fois que la vie vous descend, vous continue porter un froncement des sourcils, et le train de sauce au jus vous a laissé derrière... et quand vous êtes tous hors d'espoir, vers le bas à l'extrémité de votre corde, et personne là de vous jeter une ligne... Si vous devenez jamais si bas que vous ne savez pas quelle manière d'aller avancez et prenez une promenade dans des mes chaussures... Accès de souci l''une chose n'a jamais obtenu le monde sur une cause de corde que j'ai le traitement pour tous mes bleus. (CHOEUR) je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et mes ennuis commencent à fondre. Je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et les temps heureux viennent pour rester. J'ai obtenu de chanter et je danse quand je jette un coup d'oeil dans mon pantalon et le sentiment comme un jour de sunshiney... Je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et tout va ma manière. (CHOEUR) je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et mes ennuis commencent à fondre. Je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et les temps heureux viennent pour rester. Ouais j'ai obtenu de grandes grandes quantités dans l'endroit où il compte et le sentiment comme un jour de sunshiney... Je jette un coup d'oeil à mon énorme pénis et tout va ma manière. Tout va ma manière... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Journey. Escape. My gawd I think about all the times my best friend and I sang the songs on that album in the bathroom at Shakeys pizza (really fucking loud because the acoustics in there were great) and how the staff would come bang on the door and tell us to shut the hell up! Sadly I still remember all the words and when one of those songs comes on the radio I have to force myself not to sing my heart out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Ni l'un ni l'autre pas je ? Il devrait être honoré qui était sont si à l'aise en français. Vous avez déjà pensé à améliorer la taille de votre pénis ou à développer vos performances sexuelles ? Vous n’êtes pas le seul ! Depuis des siècles, les hommes recherchent des moyens d’agrandir leur pénis. Notre programme révolutionnaire présente des méthodes jamais vues auparavant pour développer des érections plus fortes, plus puissantes, un plus grand pénis, et améliorer à la fois votre contrôle et votre technique sexuelle pour de meilleures performances. Aujourd’hui il y a une solution. Aujourd’hui enfin, nous pouvons vous montrer comment agrandir facilement la taille de votre pénis de 3 à 7 centimètres DE MANIERE PERMANENTE. Elle sera efficace pour n’importe quel homme quelque soit son âge, sa race ou encore sa nationalité. Continuez votre lecture pour découvrir pourquoi ce programme fonctionnera pour VOUS ! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. Have you ever had a starfruit? I think that's what it's called. They have them at Molly Stones for $5 each and they look so pretty I almost bought one yesterday but I'm not quite sure if it's just a garnish or if you can really eat them. Mangos are my favorite. I never realized you could get mangos and sticky rice from Thai restaurants. My honey ordered it for me first and now we order it even if it's not on the menu. I had some last night. Yummy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. I just had the greatest apple ever! It was a sort of light green color with a tacky feel to it but when I bit into it it was pink inside! I was so surprised! It had a sweetness that married with a tartness beautifully. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. Yeah she did!! TODAY! Nobody knew or noticed it. I looked for it and couldn't find it. I had been watching the User Directory and she'd been at 19,999 for like 2 freaking weeks, then this morning, BAM! She's got 20,000... So, I'm wondering, what the hell did she say in that post? She posted something and then deleted it immediately before anyone could post. Sneaky girl. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Not me. That shit itches! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Shite! I missed this when I posted! HI SUNSHINE! Welcome home. I missed you! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. Dude she's like totally a traitor now! Someone go get her. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Nah, if she did she'd be posting about it! I did notice her posting on the rockclimbing site. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Pride Maybe he meant "proud evil" or something. I duhno. Frenchy's "special" (wink wink, nudge nudge. ) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. Why won't she post here anymore? What did you guys do to her? *sigh* -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. Sad to inform everyone, I will not be going. I know, please, no begging PMs and rants about it. I just have too much stuff to do and not enough time to do it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Hmm...His name is Peter Weal which just happens to have the same first letters as Post Whore. Coincidence? I think not! Ah jeez........ OK how bout Peter Built? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Hey these should be available now! Get one of these! New Computer -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Hmm...His name is Peter Weal which just happens to have the same first letters as Post Whore. Coincidence? I think not! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. LMAO You poor fucker! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Did you lick my bruise when I wasn't looking? You weirdo! I'm starting a poll on who's weirder. Skydivers or Rockclimbers. I think we'll win. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Spanky Spanky! Happy Birthday! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. So you didn't make it to the numbers? No wonder we didn't break last years record! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Lost Prairie.... You get it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)