Girlfalldown

I get to be the warden this time! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Huh? Wait just one minute. I happen to know for certain that there is a photo of The Rack (tm)v.2.0 on this very website! It's slightly covered but it's there! Now what's all this about prison? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What if she gets stung in the mouth? I'm just asking! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

If you get stung by a jelly fish it's probably going to be on your lower half anyway. You can just pee on yourself! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Does this mean we have to stop posting bad one liners? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Good GRIEF, get your minds out of the gutter... Why? So we can make room for yours to float by? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I did it with a whiffle ball bat! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I will be willing to bet that you have to beat the women away with a whiffle bat... I did it like this... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You are disgustingly funny. I don't have kids so I am not too worried. (I'll forward you the penis enlargement emails I keep getting to help you out. Poor thing.) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey don't blame her if he's got a small dick. It's not her fault! Well, not unless her name is Lorena Bobbitt. Ooooh....you had to go there. Now I'm thinking of that movie called "I spit on your grave". Ouchey -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey don't blame her if he's got a small dick. It's not her fault! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I agree- I attended a bikers party where there was huge jars of dill pickles in the ladies room? Out around the fire pitt in back the ladies were dropping their pants and bending over to spew their pickle in the bikers faces for entertainment----when the pickles got spewed the bikers dropped their pants to have anal sex with the "so called" ladies....while everyone else watched and enjoyed. Didn't see anyone else (crowd of over 50) leaving the party like I did. So- no potential humiliation with these animals is proof of how "tough" they are???? SMiles OMG that's some funny stuff right there! Bikers are hilarious! Anyway, as long as everyone's enjoying themselves I don't see anything wrong with that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No watersports? What a prude! (I am kidding. If my fiance reads this, please don't pee on me.) edited to add: unless I get stung by a jellyfish. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LOL! Ok, by experienced I mean people with a lot more jumps than me. I don't know exactly how many jumps. Sorry. Drug of choice is usually just alcohol as far as I know. I have heard this from more than just one person at different times. One person has been skydiving and BASE jumping for at least 10 years. That's why I was asking on here. It wasn't just one comment by one person. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Experienced skydivers or experienced BASE jumpers? I'm having a hard time believing there would be a BASE jumper saying such a thing. There is no possible way a first jump off a bigwall is safer than a first PCA of the Perrine. Experienced BASE jumpers. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I know this has been discussed before but I couldn't find a good thread that focused directly on it (could be my bad search techniques). I've talked to several different people lately that are showing an interest in getting into BASE or just doing a single jump once in their life. These are all people with a lot of skydives (over 1K at least). I personally am in no position to mentor someone since I have under 50 jumps myself and have only jumped S & As but I do have my own opinion on what's the "safer" way to start. I notice that some jumpers with a lot more experience than me have a different opinion. Personally, I always thought a legal span would be the best way to start. My reasons for thinking this are that the one legal span we have here is over water and has a nice big landing area. Plus it's a span, meaning there's nothing to hit if you have an off-heading. I'm not saying you can't get hurt there. We all know how dangerous this sport is. It just seems like a much safer environment. After talking to some others recently though, I've noticed a good amount of more experienced jumpers say that the big walls in Norway are the best way to go to start. I can understand having more time to track and to clear any problems being good but I always considered having the wall next to you would be a lot more dangerous than having nothing next to you, even if you did have a lot more time to "fix" a problem. Anyway, I was hoping to get a good friendly discussion going on this weighing the pros and cons of both. I have a lot of respect for you guys (most of you anyway ) and I was just curious to find out what you more knowledgeable and experienced people think about it. (Please note, I strongly urge anyone I talk to about it to take a FJC no matter where their first jump is along with reading Tom's "Getting into BASE", etc.) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sweetie, are you confusing being on your head with giving head again? it's that foreigner thing.. I haven't figured out all this english grammar thing.. yeah I think that's what it was.. hehehe In all seriousness, congratulations on your beer 6 way hd dude! Did anyone get pics or vid? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

lmao nice. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

"...and they're spectacular!" Name that TV show! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This isn't really a compliment but back when I first started working for the company I work for now I used to be the "IT person". Yeah, me. What the hell were they thinking? Anyway, at the time I could usually figure most things out after playing with the computer for a while but we were having some issue with a virus or something and we called a pro in. After he left he called my boss and they were talking on the phone. I picked up my phone to make an outbound call and mistakenly got on their line for a breif moment. All I heard was: "She knows enough to be very very dangerous" My boss knew I'd picked up that line by mistake and just started cracking up. He still says it to me from time to time. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

hmphbughmphbugha! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sweetie, are you confusing being on your head with giving head again? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I got nada! What the hell? Oh well. I guess it's kinda like having to stay home because you're sick and finding out the dropzone was winded out anyway. lol -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh good. I feel much better now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)