Girlfalldown

I don't have a penis. Just balls of steel. GFD has balls??? OMG!! __________________________________ ...and ...and ...they're STEEL! Holy CRAP! Chuck Oh wait... they must be Ben Wa balls... Ben Wa balls are so 70s. Sheesh. Now it's kegel wands. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Where do you get it? I get mine at GNC but every time I go I have to buy everything in stock because if I don't, someone else will! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Cause it's fun! Don't worry. I'm a professional. This is only a test. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't have a penis. Just balls of steel. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's an energy drink. See feedback here: http://www.ultimatefatburner.com/vpx-redline-feedback.html I like the third one best. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I just drank 2 redlines on an empty stomache. Am I going to die? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That would be Jankybob. Otherwise known as Bob Ash from Team Jank. I can put you in touch with him. We're kinda close. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't tell me not to tell you what to do! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Flyangel2. What ever happened to her? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I tan before I go on a vacation somewhere hot so I don't fry when I get there. I like the way my nipples look all tan. They're usually light pink but when they're tan they look darker and more exotic. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's Wednesday isn't it? Get in the damn PUB ! Bitches! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wow this brought back some memories! A friend of mine used to make this for the holidays every year. He never bought it and mixed it. The way he learned was from his grandfather. Each year, when he was a kid, his grandfather would make glogg. He would give my friend the name of only 1 ingredient each year so it took many years before he had any idea how to truly make it. Years later, we'd come over for the holidays and he'd go into this secret stash and pull out a big jar. Then he'd add some things like raisins and cinnamon sticks and heat it up and serve it in little tea cups. It was sooo good and warm! I only know a couple of the ingredients and that's only from sneeking a peak when he was making it once and from trying to figure out the flavors and him nodding when I got one right. I don't know the order he made it or anything. port brandy rum red wine orange peel cloves raisins cinnamon almonds cardamom (I cheated and got this one off the web) So if you're going to try the premade mix, I'd say mix it with a little port or madeira and some rum. That's the flavor I remember most. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You all are pretty much confirming what I was thinking. I keep trying to explain this myself but sometimes it's difficult when I'm talking to a really good skydiver. Say someone with more than double my skydives or more. They're really good at everthing, including tracking, but it's so much different tracking in dead air. I'm trying not to dis their skills or anything. I could learn a lot from them. I thought maybe I was just being a paranoid wuss or something. Anyway, thanks for your input. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Whew. I was worried there for a second. Damn. Ya got me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Is it a boy or a girl? Cause I hear boys give much better head. I think they just naturally have bigger mouths and smaller teeth. Oh and big tongues. I like that part. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Ew. Blowjobs are gross. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Pictures of the night carnage? There are none Whew. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

GIRLS! Back to the subject - Men slapping each other's asses - FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS Ok! I'm now focused on men slapping ass. Great. How am I supposed to get anything done now? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

By the way, it works. Thanks! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think Butt Sex should be saved for special occasions. You know, like Tuesdays and Thursdays. I'm not reading the rest of this thread, but it should be reserved for those PMS days... (runs and hides) The tampon makes it even tighter. You use a whole roll of paper towels or something? I won't even notice a finger... I'd have that checked out. Maybe you're playing with it too much and it's desensitized. Or you have a teeny peeny. I always wondered if a chick was getting it in both holes, don't the guys feel each other's dicks rubbing together? The space between the two isn't that thick. Also, does that make you bi? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Stop thinking about my poonani! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think Butt Sex should be saved for special occasions. You know, like Tuesdays and Thursdays. I'm not reading the rest of this thread, but it should be reserved for those PMS days... (runs and hides) The tampon makes it even tighter. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I hate that guy too. He did that other thing I was talking about earlier. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Blowfish in San Francisco is better. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well ya kinda let all that out of the first post now didn't you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)