Girlfalldown

And I'm trying to push your buttons. Hehe, I win! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

How long have you been skydiving? Have you ever heard of a burble? I guess the fact that her head didn't blow up from all the air filling her up shows this is a fake too. I'm surprised they didn't photoshop her head bigger for that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh jeeze you fucking people crack me up. You believe that totally overdone snake eating a crocodile and exploding pic is real and you think a beautiful picture like this as a fake? WHATEVER! You're all retarded. Well...not all of you. Just the retarded ones. Can't you just enjoy the picture? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I thought it was "You're grounded! Go to my room!". -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Dude this is such BS! I dated a Brit and he used to claim to love this hardcore house and stuff but you know what records he bought? Donna Summers. That's right. I said Donna Summers. Just admit it. You prefer the Mamas and the Papas to Sasha don't you? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have handcuffs too if that helps. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't work in law inforcement but I have a cop costume. Can I be of assistance? Wanna see my billy club? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Awe, Ian's just lashing out because he can't grow hair. Poor thing. What is it about the british and balding? Also, why do bald guys have such small peepees? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I think the word you're looking for is "neutral." rl Or "greenie" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LMAO! Alright, who dunnit? Don't make me go in there and find out myself! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You aren't even on the plane. what plane? OMG! You're not even a skydiver? shush little lady, don't you have some ironing to do? You bastard! How dare you! Women's lib n stuff! I have cramps. Edited to add: -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You aren't even on the plane. what plane? OMG! You're not even a skydiver? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Wait til I come down for a visit. I've been told I look like Lisa Kudrow's shorter uglier sister before. We could really mess with people! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

RAWWWR!!! Damn girl! You should start introducing yourself as Chelle Cox just to mess with people. "Hi. I'm Chelle Cox. Courteney's younger, hotter sister. Oh I'd love a drink, thanks. Sure you can pay for dinner. You want to buy me a Ferrari? Eh, I'm more into bikes but thanks." -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Back off ya dirty hippie! Besides, I think the third boob cancels out the one eye. oooh, what if the 3rd boob, is actually an eye? See Shannon - I told you they would figure it out - I didn't tell NOONE! It's just so I can keep an eye on you when you're down there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You know, it really pisses me off that I'm missing this boogie. I'll be moving furniture all weekend. Weeee. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

MEMPHIS, TN ... FAA officials and Memphis police officers arrested four individuals after a United Airlines flight from San Francisco to Atlanta made an unscheduled stop in Memphis. The passengers were causing such a disturbance on the plane that officials were forced to make an emergency landing in the Tennessee city to remove the unruly crew. Arrested were four Bay Area residents, whose names have not yet been released. They included a Dutch man (authorities in The Netherlands have been notified to begin deportation hearings) and three Americans. The Americans included a woman who had to be led off the plane in handcuffs, refusing to go quietly, yelling something about her "world tour" taking place in Atlanta, and two men. One of the men reportedly yelled "whooooooore" multiple times on the plane, causing great concern to the group of nuns from the Sisters of Charity who were also on the flight. The other man introduced himself to the flight attendant as "Ballsack," attracting the attention of the United Airlines crew as a group to be monitored throughout the cross-country flight. Flight attendant Becky Birnbaum said "It just went from bad to worse. After we served them five rounds of drinks, we decided that we needed to cut them off. But then they just pulled out more alcohol. One of the men just looked at me and said 'Feel the Byron Hate, biyotch!' I'm still traumatized!" OMG that is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! LMAO! It could totally happen (and probably will). -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Back off ya dirty hippie! Besides, I think the third boob cancels out the one eye. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What's a booged? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

All you ever wanted to know about Trolling. And for those of you that want to learn how to become a better troll: The subtle art of trolling -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I only have my eye on one guy...or is it that I only have one eye? I'm so confused. It's hard going through life with three boobs and one eye you know. Now send me some jerky you dirty damn hippy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My mother is one of the finest game cooks living--for the last 50 years, in fact. She had no choice. Trust me when I tell you that I can tell the difference no matter how fine a chef you are. I do not hate hunting--I will kill and clean and cook--but I WILL NOT EAT GAME. Ick, ick, ick. I don't even eat lamb (much less beefalo) because it's too strongly flavored for my taste. rl So when am I invited to mom's for dinner? I'll bring a really good french burgundy. (I'm so hungry now. You guys are killing me with all this wild game talk!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OH MY! On another note, is that really a cat? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LMAO Me thinks the greenies may be having some fun with Ian. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LMAO! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)