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(x) Had an irish car bomb (x) Given oral sex (x) Received oral sex (x) Jumped at more than 5 dz (x) Crashed a rental car (x) Totalled a car ( ) Broken a bone (x) Been drunk dialed (x) Drunk dialed someone (x) Masturbated in a public setting (x) Had sex in a public setting ( ) Have completed a marathon (x) Have lied to your boss (x) Played hookie from school (x) Played hookie from work (x) Taken Public transportation to work (x) Have eaten ethiopian food (x) Kissed a member of the same sex (x) Owned a dog (x) Owned a cat (x) Owned a bird ( ) Played a sport in HS (x) swam (x) Post whored before having sex (x) Post whored instead of having sex ( ) Stolen a lighter ( ) Purchased a water pipe (x) Wore women's underwear (x) Wore men's boxers (x) Set something on fire accidentally ( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day (x) Pulled your reserve ( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run (x) Have eaten bugs (x) Riden a motorcycle ( ) Riden a Segway ( ) Piloted a sailboat (x) Purchased something on-line (x) Met someone from dz.com (x) Slept with someone from dz.com ( ) Lied to your SO (x) Photo copied your butt (x) Photo copied your breasts (x) Cheated on a test -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You're so sweet. Thanks. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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same here. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nope, it's none of that. I drink tons of water every day. It's just really bad lower back/side pain. Hurts to lean forward, sit and cross my legs, put my legs up, heck everything hurts except walking and sitting up perfectly straight. Evey laying down isn't so comfy. Eh, I'm sure I just pulled something. I'm going to wish it away now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hmm...sounds vaguely familiar. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't see you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Is that hair on your chest? Blues, Dave No, that's my corset. Are you going blind? Maybe you should stop jerking off so much. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh yeah baby! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Now that would be cool. I mean, talking about different ways to die! If I go, that's how I want to go. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I just don't want to die before Dublin. Do you think I'll last that long? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I got home last night and took a shower, walked down stairs and BAM! Suddenly I had lower back pain in the left side of my back near my kidneys. It's hurt ever since. My poo looks funny too. Am I gonna die? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You people are evil. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Actually it was "I do guy stuff". Close enough. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You can bet Shannon and I had fun talking. Her first question "Are you sure it's the right hole?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Next time try a little astroglide. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You wish! You on the other hand... I won't even go there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Did it work? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

"The Gas We Pass, The Story Of Farts" by Shinta Cho http://www.everyonepoops.com/bookstore/book.asp?sku=27&sc=1 One of my favorites. Here's a nice little review: Review: The Gas We Pass, The Story of Farts By Shinta Cho Farts are either funny or repulsive, depending on the crowd you typically associate with. However, the fact is that everyone has gas. It's just a part of life. That's what "The Gas We Pass" tries to tell us. Don't let the book's title or the simplistic drawing of an elephant's rear that adorns the cover put you off. This book is simple, clear, and--thanks to the goofy drawings throughout--funny. In other words, it is a great way to educate a young child about what his body is up to. I chose to review this book because I think it is advisable to satisfy children's curiosity rather than sweep potentially embarrassing subjects under the rug and label them as taboo. I would be willing to bet that nearly every kid on earth has screamed with laughter a time or two because of a particularly loud fart. My wife is an elementary school teacher and she has told me about the many times when a surprise toot from a child in the middle of a lesson sent the entire class into uncontrollable laughing fits. It would take her at least 10 minutes to get the students back under control. Do the kids know what a fart is, though, besides loud and stinky? Kids won’t be the only ones to learn a thing or two from The Gas We Pass. The book starts off with a direct, but entertaining breakdown of what causes farts. Then you can learn how much gas the average person passes in a day, why a patient farting after an operation is something a doctor looks forward to, and what foods cause the smellier farts. Apparently Kane/Miller Book Publishers has no problem filling the "gross stuff" book niche. The publisher produces a nice little series called the My Body Science Series that features titles like: All About Scabs, Breasts, Everyone Poops, and Contemplating Your Bellybutton. Now that would be an interesting stack of books to see on a kid's bookshelf at home! This book is highly recommended by my 8-year-old son. Honestly, though, he might not have learned much on the first read through because he was having such a good time pointing and laughing at all the drawings of people and animals farting. The second time around I think he actually paid attention to the words. After the third time, he actually learned a thing or two. This is a light, entertaining, informative book appropriate for all ages. And, yes, it even makes for a good gag gift for the notorious adult tooters you know. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't hold your breath. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Isn't that kinda like a pessimist saying something makes them think negative things? Blues, Dave I don't understand what you're trying to say. I would never look at nudie sex pics. I'm an ! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I am horribly offended that you would post your naked boobies and your cha cha on here. Please stop doing that. I'm very sensitive and shy and it makes me feel dirty to look at naked pictures. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

The power has been out here in Sausalito since last night and we've spent the morning filing and cleaning our office instead of post-whoring and emailing and PMing and IMing. I can't believe how much work we got done today! I suppose nobody missed me. Can someone recap and let me know what I've missed this morning? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey, you play your game and I'll try to avoid mine. As for the soundtrack, can't find anything else like it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)