Girlfalldown

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  1. My man's down in Southern California playing at Disneyland. I was so excited to have a couple nights to myself but now I realized that I'm FUCKING BORED AS HELL! I miss my man! Someone love me. I need attention and entertainment. it's pathetic, really. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. The container ones make me cringe! We're always bringing in containers filled with wine. That would be so sad. Imagine losing an entire vintage of some killer wine. I think there was a story about the duck and how they saved the little babies though. The 4 wheeler doesn't quite look right. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. If you brought a bottle of wine to drink with the dinner they were serving just be sure to say "I brought a bottle of wine for us to enjoy with our meal" or something like that. If it's a gift for an occasion it's up to the host. Personally I bring wine to people's houses all the time (because I'm in the wine business). I always make it a point to let them know if I'm bringing it to go with the meal, bringing it to drink before the meal or if its something they should age and drink when they want. It's kind of a sticky situation for you if you don't say anything. Another question. If you offer to help someone out with an event, say a birthday or something, maybe donate a case of wine to it, if they don't use that wine is it expected for them to give it back? Or is a thank you card from them sufficient? That's also a weird one. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. I only have half a bottle of Patron. What should I do? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Hey, I'm going home now. If anyone's looking for me I'll be back around later tonight or tomorrow morning. Try not to miss me too much. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Personally I don't think that's such a good idea. The divorce rate is already pretty high in this country. Sometimes I wish I could microchip my co-workers. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. You are dead to me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. That's why I was wondering. Poor thing's in hiding. (peekaboo!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. Awe, he's such a cutie! I think we should microchip skydivers. They're always turning up in the darndest places usually too drunk to know where they belong! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. You know, a nice electric razor will take care of all that hair and it's pretty fast and easy to do. Was it cold on that glass? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Oooh that's a fun trip. Last time I went with you we even made it back to Byron for a couple jumps before sunset. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. We have a winner ding ding ding Ah but which one? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. Fax it to me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Is it the mafia? Or...Cirque de soleil? How about the Blue Man group? OOh ooh I know! It's Aerosmith! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. I don't think I would be laughing in that position. I think for it to actually come out of your nose you have to stick it up your butt. That seems a little easier than the other way cause you could back into it and then you'll have a nice clean colon after. Kill two birds with one stone? Ya hear me? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. You sir are a dirty dirty man. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. True dat. So...is it a balloon? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. and it comes out your nose. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Yep. We had those big 10ish way IM chats going and we took over some haiku website too. Ah yes, now I remember! Craigslist forums! Haikus and such. That was fun. (yet kind of boring because no one there gets it) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Did you IM me? I can't remember. I was crying too much at the time. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. So seriously, what's the surprise? Are we having strippers and a donkey again? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Super Awesome Villians Forever! Or Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. I find it difficult to use the shower head. First off, climing the wall and hanging on to the shower door is hard enough! Then trying to fit one of those things inside you has got to be impossible. I mean especially when you're all hanging upside down like that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. Ooh I like it! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. You know what else is a rare treat? Chocolate fondue. I've only had it once in my entire life. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)