Girlfalldown

"And now back to your regular scheduled programming." -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm tired too. The worst part is that I get to go home now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Is that better Miss Smarty-Pants? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

See what happens when you post drunk? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

you must have seen me pack before... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I work for a wine importer. It's really tough having to taste all these wines day in and day out.. The long lunch meetings, the free samples, the comp'd meals, sometimes I wonder what the heck I'm doing here. I should just quit and get a job packing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Is this better? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh thanks so much for the offer but I couldn't possible have another bite! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Pinot? From Oregon? Oh the horror! You poor thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Thanks. It's nice to know someone understands my pain. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I was just forced to go to a 2 hour lunch at Buckeye and drink wine and eat mussels in a red curry sauce, crabcakes, calamari and sereno chilis, chili lime stuffed chicken breast with a chile relleno and polenta cakes followed by baked lemon pudding with brambleberry sauce, port and double espresso . Now I have a nice booze and caffeine buzz and only 2 more hours of work to go. Ah it sucks to be me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't we all sell ourselves in one way or another? It's our bodies for show or our bodies for work. Is it really that different? It comes down to ability or ability to fill a space. Why not profit from beauty? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Elf Stuck On You The Cat In The Hat The worst part is we saw them all last Sunday, one right after the other...oh the horror. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

In all honesty, I think Chopchops a great guy and I consider him a good friend but sometimes even I go "ouch!" when I read his posts.. or "ew" (it's usually "ew") It takes a lot to gross me out or shock me too. Whatever, I'm no angel. I've been known to be crude and obnoxious from time to time and it's all in fun. I just know that sometimes people read this stuff and think it's serious. Thats what I was talking about when I said he might come across harsh to some people. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yes But I know Chopchop so I can't really answer this. He does start most of his instant messages to me with "Wench" and "hey you bitch" Course I reply with "Fuck You" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I secretly have many bottle openers. I just like smacking Roy in the head with the bottles. It's kind of like when LizzyB kicks him in the nads. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yup, total scam. They're actually inserting small tracking devices into us without our knowledge and they have this great big screen where they watch our every movement. Sneaky bastards are always trying to get one into me. I had to cut one of my teeth out the other day cause my dentist put something similar in it and said it was a filling. Man that hurt. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't know it this counts as an out of body experience but when I was a kid my older brother and his friends were playing on a dock and they threw this tarp on top of the water and would jump into it. It sort of sucked you into it. They were all big enough to touch the bottom and push back up but I was just small so I would hold the side of the dock when I jumped in. The last time I did it I accidently lost my grip and went almost all the way to the bottom. I remember just kind of sitting there in the water looking around. I felt like I was breathing. I know I was breathing. I wasn't gasping or choking or drowning. I tried to kick my feet but the tarp was wrapped around me holding me tight and I couldn't get to the top of the water. I don't know if I could really see this but it seemed like I was sitting on the dock watching this from outside the water. I could see the kids climbing out and back onto the dock. I could see them grab the tarp and start to pull it out. someone finally realized I was missing. One of the kids jumped back in and I managed to grab him. When he pulled me up everyone was just staring at me like I was some kind of ghost. They said I'd been down there for more then a few minutes. They thought I was dead. It was weird. The whole time I felt very calm. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Here's my list for Roy a bottle of wine for Plaything a bottle of wine for Turtle a bottle of wine for Betsy a bottle of wine (yes in Eloy) for Sunny a bottle of wine and something dutch for sketchy a bottle of wine (that's just the people on this thread. Everyone else gets a bottle of wine) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nuh uh! Yup.. you're so busted -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yes you did, I saw you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Awe Sunny, thanks! Now I can finally open all those bottles of wine I've been storing without having to smash the top off on Chopchops head. For you something Dutch comes to mind Oh and a nice picture of me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yay! I mean oh no not that!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

See what you started Turtle? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)