Girlfalldown

I pick my nose. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

*SMACK* That's one... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Super Sharpie! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This one time when I was a teena....oh wait, wrong thread. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I used to hitchhike home from school when I was a teenager along with my best friend. One time we were picked up by a group of spanish speaking men. They didn't understand where we were going and started taking us across town and we ended up jumping out of the car at a light and walking ever further home then we were originally. We didn't hitchhike anymore after that. These aren't really hitchiking stories but kind of close. When I was about 16, a friend and I went to this really cool beach. I think we were somewhat altered at the time and we watched the sun set and then we watched as the last bus home went by. Not realizing it we just sat there enjoying the view. Finally we went to the bus stop and realized our mistake. Luckily this really cool older gentleman stopped at the bus stop and picked us up in his truck and dropped us off a couple of blocks from our house. Edited to add: Did I mention the guy looked just like Willie Nelson and was smoking a doobie when we got in? One time the belt on my Honda Elite 250 exploded and some guy in a truck pulled over, loaded into the back of his truck and drove me about 60 miles out of his way to drop me off at home. Another time my alternator died on my car and I was stuck in the middle of the freeway during rush hour in Southern California. Three cars stopped, a bunch of people jumped out, pushed me to the side of the freeway and then one of them gave me a ride home. Soon after that I was driving on the freeway one night in a totally sketchy area and there was a broken down car on the side of the freeway. A woman was walking very fast (obviously frightened)down the freeway towards the nearest off ramp but it was really far away. I stopped, she turned and started running AWAY so I got out of the car to show her I was female. I remember the look of her face in my headlights still to this day. She stopped and peeked into my car to make sure there wasn't someone hiding in the back or something. I ended up giving her a ride to the gas station, getting her a gallon of gas and driving her back to her car. She was really thankful and nice. I just thought she must have been scared shitless and totally stuck out there and I wondered how I would have felt if I was her. Reverse karma or something. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I almost posted this yesterday but even I found the original post. DUH! Three spankings with a wet noodle for Rebecca. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So is Tina her new dz.com name? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I want I want! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OOOhhhh I want to see him get waxed! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I've seen that guy online before. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's really fun watching it with someone that never saw it or with teenagers. They're like WTH? I don't get it. I loved the movie then and I love it now too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Do you have sand in your vagina? Hey whatever happened to artistcalledian? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I found it just as you posted it.

I haven't seen it. Someone find it for me! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah that's right, I said Tron. Any of you 60's or 70's babies will remember that game and that totally awesome movie they made in the early 80's. Well that movie was on this last weekend and of course I had to watch. What an amazing piece of crap. I remember when it first came out and everyone in my school was rated on how cool they were by whether they'd seen Tron or not. I think they should re-make it with all the new technology we have now. They should keep Jeff Bridges as the main guy though. It is kind of amazing though. They had to actually have 20 guys wearing identical suits running in a straight line instead of just superimposing them or whatever it is they do know. I wonder how much that movie cost to make. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So was all my hard detective work. (ie: asking someone) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Repost repost. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

If they had to give beer to everyone they know just to keep our mouths shut...er...well they'd be out of beer. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Not in my world. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Only through very thorough detective work on my part, I too have found out the answer to this question. It was really really difficult and it took me hours of interviewing people and reading and re-reading every post ever put on dz.com but I did it. I'm not telling though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I want to know what you do with them too! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

How about Skymama and Pop? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I thought there was something unique about your relationship. Can I be your flower girl? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Me? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)