Girlfalldown

Big hugs to you. You poor thing! Are you going to be ok? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Shan....you didn't tell them about us? It's you and me chick!

But, I haven't gone down on Scott Baio recently. Whoa! TMI!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Awe! I'd bring you some soup but I'm to far away. Hope you feel better. Perhaps you should kill them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Here I was feeling all concerned for you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Dude it was Scott Baio. Everyone knows that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LMAO! I'd almost forgotten how funny it all was! Thanks for sharing Nick.

Maybe you should wash your sheets once in a while. Personally I'd just do it on the slip n slide like everyone else!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have never gotten a bit of spam on my dz.com email. I don't really use it though so maybe that's why. Once in a while I check it. Like right now. Nope, no email. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There: IT BUGS ME Not you ya French freak! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey I only stalk one person and I think he'd tell me if it bugged him! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I was just trying to love you. Why'd you have to run? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Ew! I watched my friends cat do the same thing with a live mouse. She was meowing at the door and had it between her paws to show us then when my friends kids went running out to get it away from her she just leaned down and grabbed it and swallowed the wriggling thing whole. As a kid I had a dog eat an entire towel while we were playing tug-of-war with him. I guess he won. We never told though because it was one of my moms "good" towels. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Can't you just live in your truck at the dropzone like everyone else? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You must have a really cute vag if your gyno was hitting on you. That reminds me of this joke: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said: "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No - I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it." -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Its not one! Its two! Geeze cant you read!? Goddamn hippies piss me off. Go sell your free love shit to one of your loser hippy friends. I'm not buying it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I am not marrying any one! Now please go back to your regularly scheduled post-whoring. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I vote for creamy. Chunky is just too out there! I can see it now. "New Skippy chunky peanut butter! For HER Pleasure!" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Creamy or chunky? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Plus most guys really dig it, and I love to flirt and tease.... Personally I think if you dig girls do it because you dig girls. Who cares what guys think. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I dont want to date a chick. They are absolutely nuts! But there's nothing wrong with a little girl love from time to time. Girls are soft and they smell good. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey there you are! You ditched me Sunday at Chicks Rock after our jump! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Funny you say that. My gynecologist suggest vegetable oil. True story. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I love spankings. I just don't like BEATINGS! You smacked the hell out of me Jeanne! I had to show everyone the welts you left on my ass! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)