Girlfalldown
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I cant' have latex in my mouth, makes me swell up. My dentist has to use non-latex gloves. But bondage tape smells and tastes good. It's sort of sweet. Just thinking about it gets me horny. YEAH BABY YEAH!!! mmm bondage tape... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Is there even an airport there? I can see it now. Oakland to Phoenix to LAX to San Jose. Can you pick me up at the airport? Get your ass up here and take me to sushi. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Hey at least you didn't cut your tongue! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I thought you'd like that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yeah ya big fattie! Get your jabba butt to the gym. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I can't figure it out either...can someone show me?? Yeah...you, the inventor of the game... riiiight. Think of it as a new way to do jello shots without needing hands OR pants! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Those chin things tickle. You made out with Frency? ROSA!!!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Well if ya can't figure it out from these posts... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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What is the 'blow job' thing you speak about? I don't understand. It's sort of like Jello dick only without the Jello. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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You're not the only one to read it wrong. Yeah same here. I was thinking "is blew job like a blow job only past tense?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oooh scratchy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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YUCK! Who actually puts flavored condoms in their mouths? Uh....er...ummm.. nevermind. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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OK I'll play. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Actually I don't think I'd buy a dropzone. I mean..why take all that responsibility? I'd just go from dz to dz making everyone happy for a day. Buying slots for people, waving money around. Doing money jumps where we exit and pull at 14K and I let money fly under canopy so everyone has to chase it and try to catch it...oh the possibilities! Imagine all these canopies racing to get to the same spot...EEK! I could do hours and hours of tunnel time! Oh man I'm going to go buy another Lotto ticket. I just have to win this time! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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No I would not buy everyone in the USPA a new rig. Sorry. Some skydivers are jackasses and don't deserve it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Doesn't matter cause I wouldn't do it. I would do something cool like a spontaneous free day of jumping for everyone at my dropzone. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Which ones? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I choose my numbers in multiples of 6. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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LMAO! That's some funny shit right there. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yes it is! HAHAHAHA! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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This is all hypothetical of course. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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South Africa!
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So you know what I'm talking about then!! What are the odds? Something like 1 in 11? You'd think one of us would win! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Last time I saw it it was being passed to..... er I mean what crack pipe? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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You're not alone. I must have 20 different brands of the stuff hidden in pockets and drawers throughout my world.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)