Girlfalldown

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  1. \ I'll have to agree with that. Now if only I could find the right woman. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. Once you go dutch you'll never go back? Is that it? I thought it was NICE COCGURGLECHOKE!!!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. WRONG!! Iwan is HOT HOT HOT!! Yup, very hot. You know what they say about those Dutch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. I'm going to need a bit of her hair. Just a small bit. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Liar!! You're an ankle breaker. I will NEVER piss you off again. This post kind of pisses me off. When are you coming back out to California Sunshine? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. I admit it. I'm all talk. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. That's better than getting caught WITH a rabbit! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. leg restraints OOh kinky! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. It's easy. Just put "sex" or "horny" in the title and it flames. It's like magic. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. OK that just sounds like WAY to much fun. What's a legiron? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. And everyone was wondering why I was hanging out in the laundry room at Eloy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. I think it would be great like that on one of the old 70's hot rods that have a really high vibration when idling. Or stradling a guy on a motorcycle. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. I gues the only really bad thing about sex while driving is you can't really tie each other up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Remember bench seats? I wonder if they still make those. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. I never had a problem with it. What do you do with the stick shift? Or is that added for her pleasure.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. So what's the best position to have sex in a car? Is it front seat with the girl straddling the guy or is it back seat? Are there ways I'd never even thought about? Yeah I'm bored. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. That's more like a nightmare!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Dammit! I hate it when Frenchy's right. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Yeah, but I kinda fixed that by mentioning it in the thread. It should be good enough, don't ya' think? Nope. You have to have "horny" in the thread title. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. It doesn't have the word horny in the title so it'll never burn. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. PERSONAL ATTACK!! PERSONAL ATTACK!! Are you all retarded? Just wondering. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Suddenly I'm really craving a sammich. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. That's funny! I have lots of dreams where I get into some kind of entaglement skydiving and end up hitting the ground. I get up, brush myself off and walk inside hoping no one saw me because I'm afraid of getting yelled at for being a dumbass. Once I dreamt I just plain forgot to pull and so when I smacked into the ground I got up and pulled my canopy out of the bag so no one would know. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. It could also be that I read too much Anne Rice and just bought new underwear. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. That wasn't a dream. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)