Girlfalldown

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  1. I'm sorry Frenchy. I just want to be close enough to you to know you're reading my PMs but it's too much to have you reply. *sigh* -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. So you'd prefer a real one? Just bend over you OPAA member and let me show you how I want it. Yeah RIGHT! You so wish. HA! and again HA! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. I did not! I said the discussion over anal sex with you. Was turning me on.. Not me being violated... by your strap-on. That's not apealing to me. So you'd prefer a real one? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. It's not like I wanted to. You asked me to! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. That's a good thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. I just got that same fucking thing! Someone's spamming the DD list. LET'S HANG EM! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Wow Lisa that's awesome! Congrats and happy skybirthday! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. So you want me to do you in the backdoor? Well.... I do have a strap on but I was going to take it on a skydive with me. I guess I could give it a go. I'm not much into that myself but to each his own I guess. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. When I was a kid my mom sent her boyfriend and me out to buy her a couple of things. I just remember standing in line with my mom's boyfriend, who was this big burly trucker, while he was holding Extra Super Tampax Tampons, toilet paper, Midol and a 6 pack of beer. He just looked at the sales clerk very seriously and said "I'm having my period" and winked. I swear those people loved to torture me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. Too...many...bad....jokes...must...refrain.......GAH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Ah but I'm definately Greek baby. You know I've never been with a greek woman. Is it true they really love it up the ass? I mean serious anal bangage! No but the men do. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Ah but I'm definately Greek baby. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. Of course they can. We'd prefer it that way. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. I just want to let all of you know that we are here for you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. GFD here comes a lesson of online chating in the S&M world. Doms online always capatilise their nicknames. ie: Slappie = a Dom turtlespeed = a sub Now wench, get on your knees and scrub my kitchen floor while I beat your nekkid ass with the back of my hand!! *SMACK* You missed a spot!! Um...Slappie, sweetie, my name is capitalized too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. For fluffing? Hmmm - What are your rates? Back off Turtle! She's mine! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. It also seems like Slappie is Turtles sub. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. So far all I've learned from this thread is that Kelel01 and Slappie are fluffers. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. i knew it! nothing! tease! Damn. I kept telling him, "let's DD Alana dude!" and he just kept shaking his head. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. You can click it. It's damn funny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. You get a lunch break? Shit I haven't gotten a lunch break since 1997. I eat at my desk. Luckily we have 2 great sushi joints within 3 blocks of my work and my boss doesn't mind going to pick it up. I like uni. I like lunching alone too. People piss me off. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. So if you couldn't have that and you could only have 1 type of packaged condiment from a fast food restaurant what would you have? Hmmmm? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Dude you gotta blow off some steam. Come over tonight for our monthly OPAA meeting. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. I didn't want to disclose that in public on this forum, but that's what it will be used for.. I thought this information was not supposed to leave the room at our weekly OPAA meetings. Woops... At least others can now get the help they so desperately need. Next meetings at my place tonight over movies and a lot of wine. OPAA 2005! See ya there! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Such as? I don't know about you but I'll be using it to help support my online porn addiction. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)