Girlfalldown
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Yeah! It's like all the things I love are out to get me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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WHOA! Ok you have to elaborate. Where in the head? Why did you throw them? Did he have to go to the hospital? How old was he? How old were you? How do you feel about darts? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I know I shouldn't think this is funny but I can't stop giggling! Where did they stick? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Come to think of it some guy has a video of me in my bra and panties from when I was not quite legal. EEEEEK! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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So I had this dream this morning that the lettuce in my fridge came alive and was plotting to kill us. It attacked me three times. It would get super pissed if you were washing it and decided to add spinach to it and it would try to bite you. Then the heads of romaine jumped out of the fridge and chased me out of the kitchen. It had sharp little teeth and scary eyes and it sounded like a little rabid dog or something. WTF? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Holy Crapola mine's Ben Afflek! I didn't even cheat or anything! I knew it. Someone find me his number stat! edited to add: I just read the rest of the posts and if ya'll don't like Ben that's just fine with me! That's less hotties I have to worry about stealing my man! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Jett is the bestest picture taker-er ever! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yeah where the hell is she? I miss her brilliantly witty posts. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I have to fight back tears when I see those old long distance commercials when a kid calls their parents from far away... I teared up a little when Oy died in Dark Tower. (I haven't finished it so don't tell me what happens!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Happy Birthday Mar! I'd sing to you but my boss would look at me funny.
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Oh yeah, ass dimples are hot! You lucky girl! (or I guess I should say whatever guy you're with is one lucky guy!) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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WTH? What the hell are ass dimples? Here we have a lovely example of ass dimples. NSFW sorta. It's just the naked behind of a girl. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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OMG that's the best sigline EVER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Ass dimples! OMG I wish I had ass dimples. You know what I'm talking about! These are the ones that are just above your ass but below the small of your back. Not fat but dimples.... *sigh* -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Hey shouldn't you be getting your nose poked? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Welcome to my world. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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oh i have no nervousness about this... this is minor compared to when i had back surgery...... aggie and shannon... F.U. you all know i am not the best proof reader here.. it should be good breakfast!!!! but a god breakfast, hmmm... i'll have to thinkon whatthat woudl be.. maybe like when zeus eat his kids... that would be a "greek" god breakfast..... I love you man! Ok I'll have a god breakfast for you. I hope you have a god surgery and a god and fast recovery. God luck! Ok I'm god and drunk right now so this probably isn't as funny as I think it is. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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What the heck's a god breakfast? Is that when you eat like....say...some smoked salmon and it comes out live and wiggling? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Dang...I went to the race track on my 21st b-day and I never got carded. It really bummed me out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh my gawd! Have you met Tallguy yet? hmmm..... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yeah. What she said. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I'm drinking wine and everything's fine! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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ah... they do go along w/ sex, and the others I listed, if both parties are doing there part Are you picking your nose in your avatar? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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OMG are you talking about when I thought Frenchy was the guy that tried to jam his tongue down my throat at Chicks Rock? GAH! Actually I don't really care that I fingered an innocent man. He probably tried to jam his tongue down someone elses throat. Have you seen his tongue? It's always cocked and ready to go off.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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The moon must be full... another sex related question.
Girlfalldown replied to benforde's topic in The Bonfire
You know what else is hot? Back hair! Sometimes when a guys all on ya you can just grab that shit and hang on to it. Sometimes it brushes gently against you in your sleep and at first you think the dog's hopped into the bed because of the smell but then you realized it's just your cute little hairy boyfriend snuggling his back against you and you just lean over, pick out a few fleas and snuggle back into it. Ahh monkey sweat. How lovely. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)