Girlfalldown

Dude, did you think I was a Nun or something? You can look at almost any girl like that, tho, cuz most do that for their men. (I love me some Rory!) Oh Angela...I'm just dying from laughter! I thought the same thing. Let's face it, we all perform similar sex acts in bed with the people whom we love. I must say, however, that the "Dude, did you think I was a Nun or something?" and the "I love me some Rory" comments are making me giggle... Ro, did you post that just so we'd all picture you going downtown? You dirty girl! Good job. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey My job here is done. Nope! Now you gotta bring your flange/minge/gash/spaz-hole around here to undo the damage you've done! Make me feel love again!! -Jeffrey Sorry. No charity here. You have two hands that work just fine. Now stop whining. This thread was a reminder to people IN a relationship to not take it for granted and instead take advantage of it! It wasn't to sit here and read all you whiners whine about being poor single saps (like myself). Yeah I'm feeling all loving and kind today.... NOT! If I get one person laid tonight it'll make my weekend. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My dropzone would never ban someone for saying fuck. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Way to make me even more depressed. -Jeffrey My job here is done. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK, nothing super hot till later, but we got in some pretty heavy kissing. Bwahahahaha! What's next? A big face slap? Blues, Dave -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yup, feeling pretty good! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OH MY BLOODY HELL! It's like a raft dive gone evil! LOL -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I aint yo bitch mutha fucka. That's right! Back of MOFO! She's MY biaatch! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

fartin in the office is much better than fartin on the plane That depends. Retaliation is good. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! It's the new Badger! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Keep this list for later: squeeze thick penetrate hot sweaty throbbing erect dribble grasp thrust perky heaving tongue glide That should be good for now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I prefer "See ya next Tuesday!" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You say that like it's a bad thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Fart on it now and let us know. We'll wait. ho hum... la la la te da. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oooh you one up'd me! PENIS! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

And another thing! This ball makes my ass sweaty! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There. I said it. You all wanted to but I said it first. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah maybe if the roses were rotting in garbage for a week. I just did it again but this time on purpose. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So you want to have it... but you don't want to have it. Even the battery operated boys get mixed signals. Bwahahahaha! I love that song "Coin Operated Boy" coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never leave my bedroom i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend.... coin operated boy all the other real ones that i destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go and i'll never be alone not with my coin operated boy...... this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy i didnt think so but im still convinceable will you persist even after i bet you a billion dollars that i'll never love you will you persist even after i kiss you goodbye for the last time will you keep on trying to prove it? i'm dying to lose it... i want it i want you i want a coin operated boy. and if i had a star to wish on for my life i cant imagine any flesh and blood could be his match i can even take him in the bath coin operated boy he may not be real experienced with girls but i know he feels like a boy should feel isnt that the point that is why i want a coin operated boy with his pretty coin operated voice saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me straight and to the point that is why i want a coin operated boy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Damn hippie! Don't lie. Just last week you were begging me to fart on your naked belly. You're such a sicko! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So since my surgery I've been trying to find little things I can use to get back into shape slowly. I purchased one of those exercise balls the other day because my physical therapist said it's good to use as a chair at work to tighten up those tummy muscles. What she didn't warn me about was how loud it makes those little teensy weensy farts that come after having broccoli for dinner. My normal chair would have muffled the sound. So now the entire office is laughing at me and shaking their heads. I'm so embarrassed! Whoopsie! No more broccoli for dinner. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

But... if you know the guy that makes 'em (and I don't).. then you must know how easy they are to build (and I do) ... really easy ... er, I think See above post. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There is already such a thing. Looks like a padded log. Imagine a gymnastics 'horse' but smaller and has no legs. There are handles on it for if you... well need 'em (most do at one point or another... woa.. WHOOA!) There is a motor inside, turns a choo-choo train-wheel-type gizmo so that your BOB, attached to the correct platform, will actually move up and down. .. erm, I mean... I've heard of such a thing. Anyway, hop on and you can use the one hand to spank it on the side and the other to wave your cowboy hat around in the air. I can see it now. You invite the family over for Thanksgiving dinner. One of the youngins peeks in your room and you hear: "AUNTIE SHANNON! CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR PONY?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Just in case any of you are wondering, this is sooooo NSFW: http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/ Just in case YOU are wondering, I personally know the guy that makes those. Also I said for "HOME" use. Those are all set up at a studio/warehouse thing. Can't take em home. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)