Girlfalldown

Members
  • Content

    9,138
  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never
  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by Girlfalldown

  1. Good try. We all know a SLAP beats a smack any day. Rosa wins. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. Can I rodeo???? g Reverse? Bring Vaseline. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. All this sucking and squeezing is making me hot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. It'll never open. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. Thanks Gareth, now I can't stop gagging. That was fucking gross. What's wrong with you people? Even worse that it's not the first time I've seen that photo. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Why does it always come back to this? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Wanty! You'd just eat them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. He has a penis. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. That's mine!!! You can have that one: Wouldn't that be confusing! Frenchy with knockers! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. They'd have to be really fat and fly huge canopies. I'm guessing that's not as funny as I think it is. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Suuuuuuuure, Shan. Let me get a few more drinks in my system, then I'll be on my way... OK. I'll go put a face on. How's this one? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. I want to come too. Can you give me a ride? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. Can you pan the camera lower? J/K... I've seen it. I havent! I'll forward it to you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Can you pan the camera lower? J/K... I've seen it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. That's not what makes you weird. I kid I kid! You know I love ya chicka! Good job on fixing your posting thingy! :) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. That's not what makes you weird. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. I call bullshit! Or were you just a late blooming temptress??? I had an older brother that showed me the way. He used to throw me off the roof to see if I would fly. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. ROFL! I was the little growing up... Both my parents' hair went gray before I got to high school! I was an growing up. No really. Stop laughing! I'm serious! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. From how high? When I was working at Taco Bell back in the early 90's, I was trying to pull a box out of the bottom shelf of one of those 6 foot high 3 foot wide heat lockers, which had some heavy 30 pound boxes stacked on top. I was on my knees reaching into the bottom shelf when I blacked out. Yup, one of those damn 30 pound boxes fell off the top right on the back of my head! Now you see why I like to post sick and demented pictures in The Bonfire forum! Do you have a flat spot on the back of your head now? It would be a good place to hold my beer. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Ooh something new to braid! Now I'm starting to change my mind about shaving. Perhaps some nice long blond pubes could be a fun thing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. I had a tool box dropped on my head when I was a teenager. Does that count? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. It's eeneR and Frenchy. They keep flashing me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Uh... you meant this post for me? I didn't bring it up. Yes you did! Yes you did! Don't deny it. Prove ya didn't! HAHAHAHAHA! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. Ok.. I need to bring this back up again. Why are you all so freakin weird? Maybe it's just me. Is it? Has everyone gone loco? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Imagine a neighbor has this labrador retriever and they ask you to take care of it one weekend so you go over there and the damn thing is dying for attention so bad it just starts humping your leg, the mailmans leg, the garders leg, etc. You want to kick it but you can't because....well because you're not allowed to. I hate that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)