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Incidents Forum. Gus Wing. BSBD -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Huh? Did I miss something? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We'd let you move in but you'd have to wear a skirt and a wig. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I know. I'm freaking out now. SHIT! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

As a matter of fact, my heart keeps stopping and my left eyeball just popped out. What's worse is I stepped on it and it popped. My question is, do you know how to get eye goo out of carpet? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This is so frustrating. We've had a room to rent in our loft and it's been empty for the last month. We've been trying to find a roommate using Craigslist and friends but haven't had much luck so my roommate and I are splitting the rent for it. Well we finally found a roommate and canceled all of our appointments to interview other potential roommates and now this chick is telling us she can't move in for another 3 weeks. I already specifically asked her if she for sure wanted to move in and explained that we needed to know for sure because we had other people to interview but would cancel if she was sure and of course, she assured me she wanted the place. I AM SO FRUSTRATED! So now it's almost the end of the month and we're either going to have to scramble to find another roommate which is hard because most people wont want to move in for another entire month or we have to eat 3 more weeks of rent for the damn room. I'm fucking pissed. ugh. What reallly sucks is that I can't fuckin skydive and I'm trying to pay off some bills with the money i'm not using for skydiving but instead I have to dish out $500 to $750 just for my half of the extra room for a month or two. Well...I wrote it down and still dont feel better. Fuck fuck fuck -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't tempt me Where ya been girl? You jumpin tomorrow? If not lets go for a hike or something (if it doesn't rain). -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

"People that sue people piss me off. Some idiot's suing the cigarette companies for giving them cancer when it says it's going to right there on the box! That's like me calling Hustler Magazine and sueing them for giving me carpel tunnel." -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OK. In 30 minutes, I'll be done taking a bath. More later... Are you posting in the tub? Now that's fuckin talent! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's ok, it just makes you "special"! wow...it's only 10 on a Saturday night and I'm tossing around the idea of going to bed. You guys should all come over. Party at my house. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You must have a bigger screen than me. Your posts always stretch out. It's very strange. Hey have you guys ever seen "Larry the cable guy"? He's on right now and the guy is pretty damn funny. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Uh... I forgot. That's why you should keep a journal of your daily events then post them on dz.com like I do. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No...totally different. My wife isn't sleeping. I'm not even married! But yeah, just sorta hanging out. It's been a rough day huh? Sad news. Just watched Hotel Rwanda. What a movie. *sigh* -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

How ya doin? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't think you would be such a good visual... Ooh good burn! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hurray! I have succeeded.

Lol...don't tempt me girl! Wow, we should all plan a real girl's weekend. Oh yeah! Let's plan something! A weekend somewhere? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Where are we going? Someone come and pick me up. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Come on, ya'll ain't doing nuthin right now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Or the fukin lifetime channel. Did you just bring this back up for no reason other than to razz on it? DORK! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Where the hell have you been Frenchy? Oh and: Leaving Las Vegas 15 Minutes Trading Places Center of the World There's just so many of them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Whore Very Bad Things -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You want me to take folic acid? er...Ok. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Deuceypoo! Where ya been? I miss you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

A needle pulling thread? Lah -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)