Girlfalldown

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  1. Not anymore! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. Happy birthday crazy mofo! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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  4. Doh...I thought I was just too blonde to get it. I guess I was! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. and here I was thinkin your Dr took a long lunch again I don't get it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. Yes, but you've got the sexyfrenchbitch right there... If you speak about Nick... well.. no way... I love woman too much and I'm not desperate enough to go for the same gender as mine.. Jul. Man love is even sexier when one of them struggles. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. That just means your full. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. I dont know... I think your bluffing. Prove it! Fine. Here's proof! NSFW I've been hitting the tanning booth a lot but I usually cover my face in case you're wondering... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. HI HUNEY!!!!! Oh sure, rub it in. Everyone's having sex but me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. Sounds like a sorority chick I met at a bar a few years ago, she was trying to take me home with her... Bwahahaha! Also sounds like various bunk houses across the world! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. Why do you want to get rid of the smell? It's a beautiful wonderful thing! We should bottle it and sell it at sports bars and malls. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. I would have to agree! Wait..what exactly are we talking about? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. so??? did you find anyone? Nope. I guess sex doesn't smell. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. Tell him to have more pineapple juice and yoghurt. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Actually this was some pretty good fish. Didn't really have a scent. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. LMAO You have too much time on your hands Gareth. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. Hang on, I'm going to go through our office and sniff everyone. brb -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. Yes! It depends though on the girl I think. Speaking of that, I'm having mackerel sushi for lunch. It's sooooo good. edited: boy did I spell THAT wrong! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Everyone knows I got that third boob put in last year. I'm not ashamed to admit it. It's damn sexy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. "Don't smoke the baby!" funniest dream ever! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. There's nice people in this thread? Where? (I kid, I kid) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. Awe come on, give it a try! It tastes like vinegary cider stuff. It's good! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. Yeah I found a ton of places online. I was just being lazy and trying get it for free. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. What's the name of the health food store? Maybe they have one in SF.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. Does anyone here know about Kombucha? I used to make it and drink it daily but lost my culture a long time ago when I moved and got lazy. :( Anyway just wondering who here's heard of it and tried it and if anyone has babies they want to send me. (that sounded weird) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)