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OMG! I recognize all that stuff! It's they gyroelectrathrobbinator-ivibe 2005! Wow Amy is so lucky! Can I come over and play with it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm nice. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't send flowers! If she's not into you it'll just embarrass you both! Even if she is it might put too much pressure on her. Instead send her some edible undies with a note saying you're really hungry. She'll be all over you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

There's a difference between being and asshole and being clueless Clay. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

But do you remember his name? lol.. I dont. I do. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No comment... Get your mind out of the gutter! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Mice. Lots and lots of mice. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

YES! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

But leave a 20 on the night stand, with a note on it.. 'Buy yourself something pretty...' See? There ya go being nice again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

LMAO! Deuce you're so NOT an asshole. Good try though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You're a freak! BOIIIIING! (that's hot) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Or forget your wallet like 3 times in a row! (actually that was me and it was a total accident and I felt AWFUL about it and totally made up for it) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

From where? Sunshine has a pretty unique method! We should get some tips from her. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No way! A guy has to start that. You really need to experience these things first hand to be able to put them on paper. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

And Beth's complainin. Sheesh! Thanks Bob. You're my hero. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

The world has to know! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

That's a good one! How 'bout this one: Tell her you haven't slept with anyone but her so that she'll let you slide that condom off and get some skin on skin even though you've been whoring around town for months! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hah hah hah!!! 5 pints doesn't even count as a warm-up! Blues, Dave You obviously haven't been to the American Boogie.. 5 pints of their beer.. is definately more than a warm-up.. Dude how much alc is in those? Everyone's so fud up the next day. cept me! I drink liquor~ -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

From an IM with a good friend ".. women somehow seem to dig the asshole thing.. I guess that's why I'm not really getting any huh? :P damn.. train me bitch" So I thought I'd give ya'll a little insight on how to be an asshole. Please feel free to add stuff as you see fit. This isn't in any sort of order of importance. Also it's all in good fun. I know women fuck with men just as bad. 1. It's important that the first time you hook up you make her think you think she's the sexiest most interesting woman in the world. Have a magnificent night. Then don't call her for two weeks and when you do act like she's again the most interesting and wonderful woman in the world. This will confuse her into thinking you actually like her. 2. Never send her an emal or IM first. If they IM you, wait at least an hour to respond with a couple of words, only to be distant. If she emails don't respond for at least a day. 3. When you're together and you're talking with friends about stuff the two of you did always hide the fact that she was with you. Say I instead of we. Me instead of us. Make it seem like you don't want anyone to know you're with her 4. Leave the seat up. 5. After you have sex don't get a towel. Just get up and leave her there and hop in the shower. 6. Never let her spend the night but if she does, get up while she's in bed still in the morning just make coffee and breakfast for yourself and eat it while you sit on the couch watching tv. 7.if you guys plan on doing something friday night show up at her place and just go sit on the couch. when she asks if you want to go eat say you've already eaten. Then turn the tv on and start clicking chanels and ignoring her. 8. ooh and make her drive the longer distance to come see you even if it means she has to drive 2 hours. This is especially good if you happen to work right by your house and it would only take you 20 minutes to get to her place. 9. Never EVER hint on a public forum that you have a girlfriend. Especially if she's on the same forum. This could hurt your chances of hooking up with other forum members when you have to go out of town on business. 10. Shake your head and look away when she talks a lot. That way it'll look like you think she's a complete idiot. Start with that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Green Day will play somewhere again, sometime soon.. A Byron Boogie like this... is gonna be a while.. you suck Yeah, what he said! You're not the only one that has to cancel concert tickets that weekend. Trust me, you'll be able to sell em on Craigslist or (gulp) Ebay. This boogie only cums once a year. Greenday will be around. Yep.. and the real "cumming" of the Byron Boogie.. is the Saturday night! Thursday and Friday night are just warm-ups.. to get you in shape for Saturday night.. You are going to miss out on THE night of the boogie.. Again. you SUCK! Yeah! Stop being such a fuckin loser Beth! Fuck Greenday! I'll give you a CD to listen to on headphones at the boogie so you won't feel so bad. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Green Day will play somewhere again, sometime soon.. A Byron Boogie like this... is gonna be a while.. you suck Yeah, what he said! You're not the only one that has to cancel concert tickets that weekend. Trust me, you'll be able to sell em on Craigslist or (gulp) Ebay. This boogie only cums once a year. Greenday will be around. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I woke up once handcuffed to my roommates bed. I still don't know what that was about. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hi Elisha, Check out this thread: Byron Boogie/Norcal Freefly Fest It'll explain most everything I think. Team Jank used to train in Davis and be in charge of the NCFF in Davis but right now they train in Byron so they thought they'd combine it with Byron Boogie. Or something like that. I'm sure Jankybob can answer any questions you may have if you PM him. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We have to beat last years record which I think was 24. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm on the liver list. I thought we all were! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)