Girlfalldown

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  1. Oh dammit! I want to cum....I really really really want to cum but I don't think I can. Bummer, sounds like a really good time. Ah well, you can drunk dial me and leave me on speakerphone. It'll be just like I'm there! Then ya'll will have to document everything on tape and send me a copy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  2. Oh my gawd he is so cute! It's Elmer fud! He is too damn cute. Look at those cheeks! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  3. You've some what? Huh? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  4. Is that a roast beef sammich I see hiding in there? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  5. I will never wave my boobies around recklessly again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  6. coming: ACMESkydiver alanab... i'll be there friday or saturday Anvil ballsack Chaoskitty chopchop CieloDiosa Cornholio! Deuce Feeblemind FIREFLYR Absolutely,possibly fueler GiaKrembs Girlfalldown JankyBob gjhdiver gravitygirl jdobleman Jsaxton livendive lummy mathias mcneill79 mfrese monkycndo NWFlyer photofly plaything, maybe tied up and kicking and screaming.. Rosebud SeaKev Sebazz1 Shawndiver skybytch (and some swooper guy) Skydivexxl with da beer! Skyesspot tallguy Thanatos340 vdschoor Breathing hard: Amazon Elisha genoyamamoto -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  7. Oh hell yeah! It wouldn't be a boogie without ya Tui! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  8. I have this horrible fear that I'll have a malfunction and cutaway and pull my reserve and all my dirty laundry will fly out instead of my reserve. That would suck. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  9. Ooh it's just what I wanted! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  10. All of em are true. What do I win? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  11. There is no caffeine in any wine, red or white. You can trust me on that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  12. Stop trying to be an asshole! You're simply not an asshole. Give it a rest, asshole! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  13. That was posted a while back. I think I spent 2 hours on there reading. It's some funny shit! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  14. We'll come and get you. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  15. Only cuter and boys can't do it. My old roommate could do it on command. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  16. ...and all I get are dreams. *sigh* -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  17. I'll show you tonight. Rawwr!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  18. I'm bored and I have 2 more hours to kill! Someone come entertain me in the PUB! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  19. Woof woof woof WOOF! Woof woof woof BARK BARK BARK! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! RUFF? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  20. Uhh, no. The best you can hope for is that I'll share. Your wallet? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  21. No no no you're all wrong! You breathe through your skin when skydiving naked and you CAN get pregnant from swallowing! Edited to add: Queefing under canopy tickles. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  22. I agree. Blues, Dave She will be mine. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  23. That's all I'm gonna say. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  24. But then we're nagging! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
  25. For ultimate class, go for the crotchless edible undies... Crotchless edible undies? That doesn't make any sense. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)