Girlfalldown

Oral isn't sex silly! That's just foolin around! Ask my mom! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You poor thing.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Neener neener. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Sheep don't count! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'll give you a hint. It's not bub, rub, hub or club. ANSWER HERE! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Just admit it. You're a very bad girl. I bet you're a 4.333333333! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No. You're weird. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Does that mean you had sex with a midget? Er..I mean little person? (Not that there's anything wrong with that) Hey now, midget little person sex is HOT! I saw this video once where this girl was being done by a regular sized person and a little person. The little person's thingy was the same size as the regular sized person's thingy. I don't know why I felt like I had to tell you all that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Does that mean you had sex with a midget? Er..I mean little person? (Not that there's anything wrong with that) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Only if you "finished". -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

So like...say someone's 40 and they're a 3 and they've been doing it since they were like... I duhhno, 15ish. That means they had sex with like 75 people. Seems like a lot doesn't it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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I feel so used....Do you think I can go back and get my fiddy? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hey Kel, am I supposed to count those 1000 fat guys? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

46 jumps, 6 objects. No buildings or cliffs cause I'm a wussy girl. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I already did! Where my fiddy? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Gang, I can attest to the fact that she doesn't have a soul. Know why? Cuz I bought it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I have a secret. I actually enjoy packing my BASE rig. Don't tell anyone. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Another beautiful post by the romance queen. i loved it too. ............ Katee would be a great base jumper i think. F U you F-ing F! (sorry, I get all defensive when you people hint that I have a soul) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I forgot to add the hours upon hours of driving, airfare, hotels, etc. etc. etc... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

For a young guy you sure do make pretty posts. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

My advice? Don't do it! BASE jumping is dangerous and you'll never have a "normal" relationship again. You'll find yourself waking up in the middle of the night to sneak out with a bunch of guys and slip over a fence somewhere just to shimmy up dirty metal cages and climb a zillion stair steps, standing on the edge, looking down and wondering WTF you're doing there at 2am when you know you have to be at work at 9...then you'll see headlights and freeze for a moment and begin obsessing about losing your job, your gear, how bad it would be to get arrested as you watch it turn a corner and drive away. You'll watch your friends climb over and again wonder what the hell your doing as they count off and disappear into the blackness. Then you'll have to climb over yourself and your heart will be all the way up in your throat and you'll wonder how the hell it got there and also you'll wonder if it's possible to die from fright as you see yourself counting off and launching into total blackness....Then, somehow, you'll jump. And if you're lucky enough to have a good on heading opening and lucky enough to land safely it's only to flip your rig down on the ground and stuff it into your gear bag as fast as you can because it ain't over! You still have to get yourself, your gear and your friends to the car without getting caught. So you run. You all run while crouching down close to the ground so no one can see you. You jump in the car and take off with grass and cow dung and crap all over your boots filling the floor of your car. YOu pass a white truck... oh fuck! Is that security? Whew, it's ok. Just a fisherman....you keep driving. Then you get home, walk inside and hopefully fieldpack your canopy so it's not all squished in the stash bag. You wash your hands, your face, crawl back into bed and lay there. It's now 6:30am and you have to get up in an hour for work but you're way to pumped up to sleep so you just think about your jump and when the next one will be...you get up, go to work and spend the rest of the day so tired that you can't get a damn thing done, not that you would anyway with all this obsessing over your next jump. Your guy wants you to come over but you're simply too tired. You must sleep... God I need a BASE jump... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah, I've seen it. I'm not sure how to take your recommendation that I see it though! Blues, Dave Um, maybe 'cause you were talking about red wine? Just a wild-ass guess... Exactly, Rebecca! Dave, I would have thought that there was funny "wine connoisseur" humor in there, so I don't know why that deserved a pirate emoticon. Imho, it was also a well-made film about people, wine, life changes and relationships. Well, I liked it, anyway. Please don't take this personally Rosa but I just gotta say that Sideways was one of the lamest movies I've ever seen. Everyone kept telling me I just had to see it because it had some winery in it so I rented it and watched it and I thought it was rubbish. One guy was totally neurotic and the other guy was just a total fucking asshole. When it ended I felt like I'd wasted 2 hours of my life and I felt dirty. That's saying a lot for me. OK. I'm done ranting. Again, hope that didn't offend you. For some reason that movie just really pissed me off. It's like everyone was so excited just because it was filmed in wine country or something. GRRR! Whew, I feel better now. I just wish these cramps would go away. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I've had some awesome wines from Spain and everyone in our office loves them. What we import and what we drink are totally different. We don't import French wines anymore. It was just something to fill out our portfolio a little bit. Turned out Argentina was the more interesting import. Mmm I want some Rioja for lunch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

UGH I can't stand it when women wear too much perfume! I'm in the wine business and when I used to run this wine bar in Southern California chicks would come in to taste wine and they'd be stinking of perfume and no one could smell the wine anymore. Everything would smell and taste like perfume. I actually asked a girl to leave once because of that. There were just too many people complaining. These guys spent $100 to taste a handfull of really good wines and she totally ruined it. Once I was in the south of France looking for new wineries to import with my bosses and we'd be sitting in some old stone winery tasting wines and the owners just light up a cigarette while we were trying to taste. That was kinda funny. Ruined their chance for exporting with us... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)