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I now go by the name Lil' da Thug.
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Girls fart 14-23 times a day...(here comes the science)
VanillaSkyGirl replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
Works for me! Edited: Why do I keep coming back to this thread? LMAO!!! -
Wow, that's romantic! I don't want to get married right now AT ALL (sorrry for the emphasis...it's just not my thing at the moment), but that is a very sweet thing for a guy to do.
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Deuce, what if we'd like to use Paypal? What is your paypal e-mail address? I can hardly wait to see it!!! I can't believe that it was done so quickly...my, you're GOOD, JP!
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Girls fart 14-23 times a day...(here comes the science)
VanillaSkyGirl replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
Hello? Are you for real? I assume that you are being facetious because obviously I was...doh! LMAO!!! About Clay...well, how could I not agree. Anyhoo, I have seen your past posts...you like to stir the pot... LMAO!!! Would you like a spoon? -
I would LOVE to do a freefly type jump, but due to my rig/body size issues, I can only freefly in the tunnel at this time. Are you planning on trying that, Denise? I have only done one FF tunnel camp where I learned to "sit". (Did you see my "tunnel sit" avatar from the last 2 days...see attachment?) I do recommend trying it, though it's supposedly very different than flying in the sky. About my rig...my lateral straps are too huge (which causes my rig to shift like crazy away from the rest of my body) and my leg straps are too huge. (They fall to my knees in a "sit"...even with a bungee.) I have to downsize canopies (at least a 120 or smaller) to have the smallest rig out there, even then I still have to have it custom made to fit. (I have no damn hips.) Anyway, I even asked Greg G. his opinion, and he agreed with others' opinion (and my own) that I should wait to FF with a rig that will not "shift" (and fall off...lol!). I kind-of found that out myself, too...cutaway... There are plenty of friends that I know, who FF exclusively and love head- down most. Maybe they can jump with you, and, at some point, we can all do some nice hybrids.
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Girls fart 14-23 times a day...(here comes the science)
VanillaSkyGirl replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
OK, it doesn't matter. I have all kinds of yummy smelling body wash. The story has nothing to do with me, so...it's no big deal. No, my old BF named me "Vanilla" from a SNL skit where the "pretty girl" never sweat and "naturally smelled like vanilla". He thought that it was strange that I always smell good. It perplexed him and amused me. (It's probably just lucky genes or something...I don't know...) It was an inside joke. I never meant to conjure up any "strawberry" horror stories. I was...uh...joking. I am so not funny, though, sometimes, so it figures that the joke backfires online. *Sorry for the hijack, Dave. Edited : Oh Casie! I should have known what this story would be about! No need to fear the strawberries, though. -
Wait, themitchyone, do YOU jump at Elsinore now? Your profile says Perris. Are you coming this weekend?
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Girls fart 14-23 times a day...(here comes the science)
VanillaSkyGirl replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
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Girls fart 14-23 times a day...(here comes the science)
VanillaSkyGirl replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
Yes, that is true. We all naturally smell like vanilla. I'm not exaggerating. That is how I got my screen name. I was told that I always smell good, even at the end of a hot, "sweaty" day (but women don't sweat either...lol!) I am always delicious. I think that it's my body wash. I smell like strawberries. It's quite yummy. You would just die if you could smell me. Edited for typos -
What camp is that, SunnyDee?
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Oh, I'm so sorry about that sweetie, but I am also totally allergic to lidocaine (epinephrine, penicillan and sulfa, too) I guess that I am a veteran to surgery, though, having gone under over 10 times myself. Ok, I didn't share that in my prior surgery post, but that is so true. It fucking burns, Michele. It does. Beginning in the hand or arm creeping up like a scary silent poison to the shoulder, then ...dark. The reaction to anesthesia can vary greatly with each surgery for each person. You can never fully tell what will happen. I am so sorry that it went that way for you, my sweet friend. Hugs to you for getting through it. Oh no! I'm so sorry that you had to go through this excruciatingly frightening and painful experience. Shit. You are awesome for hanging in there, my sweet friend. I'm so proud of you. Michael is an angel. thank God that you had him there to comfort you. I'm so very, very glad. You know what? You made it through, Michele. that is all that matters. You did it. It's over. I'm still amazed and proud of you for your strength through all this. You may not think so, but I think that you are inspiring...especially to share this with us all. Your new "please don't kick the nurses" line will be my new slogan the next time that I have to have surgery. Loving you so much, ROSA
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What on earth is a "Mexican Roadblock"? Btw, I agree with some of the others. My pet peeve is when people make noises with their mouth, too. It's disgusting. Also, halitosis (and all other body odors) is practically inexcusable nowadays. Brush your teeth...drink more water...use breath mints...anything, please...lol! Sigh...my dislikes are different than my pet peeves. I do not like adult cliques. Usually these consist of hypocritical people, who think of themselves as overly important in relation to others. They demonstrate contempt towards certain folks, yet they consider themselves and their little circle of friends so incredibly influential. Not everyone is interested in every little event that happens in those people's lives, but they feel a need to demand attention, anyway. I particularly dislike people who live as though there is no karma...aka people who intentionally hurt others (physically and emotionally).
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAJONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VanillaSkyGirl replied to lewmonst's topic in The Bonfire
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Congrats Vicki!!! Wow, I just made one year, and you now have ten. That is so wonderful for you. I can't wait to see you when you come down to S. Cali in April!
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You sure don't mince words, Andrea. Congrats, honey! I'm sooo proud of you. I know how busy you have been with all that (and still making time to be a great friend), so I am very happy that you passed. Now, go celebrate this weekend in the sky!!!
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Things will work out. I promise, Paige. You are a beautiful, wonderful person.
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WOW!!! It looks AMAZING!!! Nice job, Lew!!! Thanks for posting the pic, sister Kris!
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Krewe de Pink (Mardi Gras Boogie
VanillaSkyGirl replied to Laurel's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Wish I could go. I know that it will ROCK!!! Please post lots of pics and let us all, who can't make it, know how much fun that you all have! Party like Pink Mafia Rockstarlets!!! -
Oh my GOD...look at the raffle prizes!!! Drool...
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Sweet Alli ~ You and Mel and the PM sisters look soooo happy and gorgeous! It looks like the PM Boogie was a smashing success! I'm so happy for you all. YAYAYAY!!!! Also, thank you for posting the links to the pics. I LOVE it! Peter is doing a fabulous job!!! WoooHoooo for the new sisters!!! Much love, ROSA
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LMAO!!! If I ever have the priviledge of meeting you, Meatmissile, I promise to control myself! I will just have to secretly lust after the man that I could never have... Of course, you would probably be too busy fighting off the other ladies to even notice! Paige ~ You already know that I think that any man would be lucky to be with you, sweetie. You're awesome!
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Oh my God, I'm so glad that it's you, Michael. I was going to kill Michele for trying to post under anesthesia. I was thinking that she needs to lie down! Mary told us that she was on her way home. Woooohooo!!! It's good to know that she made it home ok. Thank you sooo much, Michael, for taking care of Michele and being her guardian angel today.
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OH MY GOD!!! That's exciting! Yay for our talented Lew! Wooohooo~~~
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Jesus Jake, I can't help you there. I was with Skymama the whoooole time, I think. I guess that we will have to see the tape. LOL! Also, gimpy, I thought that you were downplaying that boogie slut image?