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does anyone remeber this cartoon from way back. well im 16 so probably not that far back, and i dont know if it was ever shown in USA but i remeber watching it. it had buloo and king louin and sheer kahn frtom the jungle book in it. Anyway there was a little bear in it who had a little board that he used to fly behin the plane - kinda like a cross between wakeboarding and skysurfing. just curious would this be possible on a specially designed wing/board thing???

apparently if you put them in a fizzy drink the explode, but ive never done it so i wouldnt know

my foot is longer - by about 2 inches .but i do have starngley long and pointy toes

what do you do if the washing machine breaks? slap the bitch

hemp is the same plant as dope but has no THC (delta9 tetrahydrocanabinol) so it will not get you high. it was (probably still is)being grown industrially in england recently and huge amounts were getting stolencos people thought it was weed.

if you get a small rock and wrap a bit of bird type food around and throw it up into the path of a flying seagull, it will ( well most likely it wont , but if it does) eat it. the sudden change in weight can cause it to lose stability and crash. just be ready to watch it suffer or crush its puny head as soon as it lands cos i doubt it woul ever fly after that. PS i have NEVER done this (yet) . it os from teh SAS survival guide so im guessing it works. tp those of you who dont know what teh SAS is they are the british (and much better) version of Delta force. ( this is non debatable sas kick deltas arse) and thats ARSE not ASS EDIT: sorry for totally changing the subject and going off on a tangent. please continue with the birds.

i agree with you thats its totall messed up but tony martin was not in any danger himself. i understand people have a right to protect themselves and others and their property - but shooting somone who is not threatening your life is too extreme

line everyone up and tell tehm to take a step forward if they still have a job. when the soon to be fired employee starts to move shout "where the hell are you going". amusing for everyone else and if they have been an asshole it will be sweet revenge.

thsi could possibly have its own thread but it kinda fits in here. i was wondering ( as im still a whuffo) if skydiving is a tiring sport. and from teh amount you all seem to eat it suggests it is. some sports like cycling are tiring while your doing them but i can snowboard all day and not feel tired until the very end. guy

i still dont really get it - why would somone say that- what does it mean???

how do u get water to 500 degrees - surely its only vapour by then ???

a euro is almost exactly teh same as $1

the ringing in my head

hair doesnt show p on te x-ray just look at her head however she might just be bald too

left testicle are meant to hang lower - it stops them colliding - imagine the pain every time u sit down or do anything ur balls getting squashed together. as for boobs they are always differnt sizes and one of my friedns thinks her arse cheeks are differnt too.

i think this was in a macdonalds but it may have been a burger king - but anyway it doesnt really matter. this woman had been eating a burger from one of the above places when she soon developed a rash around her mouth. quite concerned she went to see the doctor who then aksed if she had been giveing oral sex recently - because the rash was from dodgy sperm. it turned out the burger maker had been puting his spunkinto the food

whatacctually is the big lebowsky about. i understood what was happening n all but i dont think i got the point of the film. and whats teh cowboy guy that gives commentary. ??? guy

a while back we looked at this in school and there are a lot of strange things that dont add up. 1. there was a straight road leading towards the book depository which would have given a lone gunman plenty of opportunity to shoot several rounds. but the shooting took place where multiple gunmen would be able to shoot from. 2. the rifle used was a ww2 italian rifle with a faulty scope and jammed most of the time when fired. also LHOs prints were not found on the gun till after he died - they could have easily put his hand on teh gun once he was dead. 3. the smoke and flash seen from behind teh grassy knoll and reports of men running. 4. the magic bullet - only three shots were supposedly fired yet there were more wounds. this means that there must have been extra shots unless the bullets could stop and turn around before striking somone else. 5. oswald did not take the back exit from the depository - he walked down several flights of stairs and stopped to buy a drink - surely if hed just shot the president he wouldnt hang around 6. a paving stone was struck by a bullet but it was removed and replaced before all teh evidence could be gathered 7. the autopsy should have been carried out in the nearest hospital yet the body was imediatly taken back and examined where the CIA or whoever could do there own autopsy first. 8. the secret service immediatly began calling the vice president Mr president straight away. surely it would not have occured to them to do this but rather deal with what was happening. it seems as though they knew he was going to become president. i dont know who killed him but it does make you wonder!

did you hear about teh dislexic pimp? he opened up a wharehouse

what does NASA stand for??? Need Another Seven Astronaughts

Q:what pink and silver and green? A: the same baby a month later. ----------------------------- Q: what pink and stripy? A: a baby on a BBQ -------------------------------

please do correct me if im worng as im no expert at all but british aircraft carriers dont use catapaults they have a ski jump at the end. also this is quite an old ship - did they have catapulats then ???

thsi is true as far as i know - i think it came from the news but it was ages ago in a malaysian zoo it was one of the keepers jobs to collect sperm samples from the animals every morning. u can imagine what a shitty job that must have been but anyway teh orang utan particularly enjoyed this maunal stimulation and after a few days would prepare himself for teh keeper by lying back and relaxing with his boner.

whats the duck joke ???

i saw that ages ago but the the site was taken down so good to hear it again - if you want more search for Group X on kazza theres plenty there take a look at this too http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml again - if ur at work turn down the speakers enjoy