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  1. Well, you are FREE and you are FLYING! Awesome shot though!!!
  2. ccowden

    Real or Fake?

    I LOVE all sizes. But I DEFINITELY prefer real! Much rather have small/real over big/fake. Perfect to me though.......real 36C
  3. Did you just purposely have me look at your chest? That rules! I like the shirt!
  4. ccowden

    Real or Fake?

    Can I just "borrow" them?
  5. I hear ya Ian. I am stuck in a rut of averaging about 410ft. Guess I need to step it up. Oh wait, did I say 410? I meant 210.
  6. Ya know, it's funny. Alot people think that just jumping out of a plane is stupid and an unnecessary risk too. But skydivers who don't swoop think that THEIR risk is acceptable and others risk is not. Seems pretty hypocrytical to me. This type of post helps NO ONE.
  7. Well then, Happy Thursday to you too!
  8. How do we know if we are one of the "lovely" people?
  9. Well duh! I saw yuo down there watching, wearing the thong and swooped right next to you. Then I "fell over" at the end. Hmmmm.... hot chick in a thong, bending over to help me up.....sounds like a good idea to me!
  10. I wanna grab your ass and say "oooo...ahhh, it's so perfect!!" Deal!
  11. I have a feeling they would definitely say ooooooo ahhhhhh when they watch you bend over to help me up!
  12. I wanna be one of the cool kids and have people go "Ooooo.... Ahhhhh" when I swoop.
  13. Thank you for helping waste my time!
  14. You should have asked if this was Earth, or what year it was... After a quick assessment of the situation, I found it best to just keep my mouth shut and keep walking.
  15. Good story. I landed out on a night jump one time. When I was under canopy and knew I wasn't going to make it back, I spotted what looked to be a bonfire and a little party going on, so I decided to land semi close to that, figuring why not right, beer, people, bonfire, phone. So I landed a little ways away from the place with the bonfire, far enough away that no one saw me land. I bundle up all my gear in my arms and walk towards the fire. As I come into the light of the fire, I see that there are about 20 hillbillys standing around the fire all drinking Bud in the can and listening to Journey on the stereo. As I get closer one of them notices me and actually turns off the stereo. It was like when the needle scratches across the record and everyone turns to look. So 20 down home country folk are staring at me with mouths hanging open and no one is saying a word. Then I realize.......... What must these people be thinking? A guy walks out of the field into the middle of their party and he is wearing a bright colored jumpsuit, Protec helmet with glowsticks all over it, parachute gear and a canopy all bundled up in his arms. I swear to God they must have thought I was from space! No one said a word, they all just stood there staring with nothing but the sound of crackling wood in the air. So I just waved, nodded, and walked out to the road. As I got a few hundred feet away, I turned to look back and they were all still silent and staring toward me. I kept walking, hearing sounds of "Duelling Banjos" in my head. I finally got out of sight and kept walking towards the DZ. Then somewhere in the distance Journey again echoes into the night.
  16. I LOVE jelly doughnuts! Especially when they are smeared all over her!
  17. What I meant was that he made the comparison to men. So he must know that men don't taste as good and are more filling.
  18. But what if I prefer a man? But women are less filling and taste great. And you know this WHY?!
  19. Napolean Dynamite! That was a great movie!
  20. That would make a great t-shirt!
  21. That is cool, but I would prefer a hug.
  22. That was really cool! Lots of familiar faces! Both Sarah and Selwyn looked great! Funny, but I didn't hear them mention Team Cameltoe.
  23. Do not hug Jaye. Got it. Check.