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You got me, dude. Nice pics. I am ALL IN on this tube jump.

Queen Air 182

I had just over 2300 before my first cutaway. Line twists on my Velocity. The amazing part was that I had more than 600 tandems too.

Ah, that's nothin! Check THIS out! Ok- so the picture is just of one guy, but.........IT'S ME! Sorry, I am just bored!

Awesome. My minimum salaray is $60K/yr. I'll require that in advance from you. Ummmmm....... ya know what? I will get back to you on that.

Yeah, that is what my wife is for. Now about this other position.....

Ok, I have reviewd your resume and you can have the job. You can start Monday being my new packing, beer getting, massaging, cooking, cleaning girl.

Happppy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! Can I squeeze your ass instead of spank it? I wanna get my money's worth! Have a great day! Love you!

So in Top Gun, it is: "Negative, ghost writer, the pattern is full?" I always thought it was "ghost rider."

QuoteThat's a negative ghost-writer!!!! Quote Isn't it "ghost rider?"

I have done about 700 tandems and can honestly say that out of those 700, I have maybe had 10 openings that hurt. But none that caused any damage or prolonged pain. It happens, but it is not common. And to be honest with you, I have had some hard openings with tandems where the student didn't even notice because of the adrenaline and excitment. Once you get in freefall and see how amazing it is, you wil forget all about the opening part and won't be worried. Have fun!

I'll look at you that way when I squeeze your boobs and spank your ass. I mean... when you squeeze my ass....errr..... spank your....ah hell..... can I just squeeze your boobs?

Well, personally, I KNOW that I never give the cute chicks any preferential treatment. Ok, maybe just a little.

Absolutely classless.

I would assume people jump barefoot for the same types of reasons someone jumps in shorts, no shirt, or no helmet. It feels nice and it is comfy. However, if you choose to do so, you have to be ready to accept the consequences when something goes wrong. Out of all the things you can jump without, I think shoes are the most important. You pretty much have to land on your feet on every jump. Sure, if all goes perfect and you land on the grass, you can get away with it, but things don't always go perfect in this sport. That exact point is made very clear here. Plus there are so many other things that can happen where shoes would be very important. What if you cutaway and have to land your reserve off field on a road, on rocks, in trees, in a rough field, or have to walk a mile or more over rough ground? Any of which can also happen under your main as well. The obvious, as stated in this post, is a bad landing. Even a small mishap can have a terrible outcome. Anyway, my point is that there is alot that can go wrong from simply just not wearing shoes, so please think it over carefully before you do. Get well soon, Justaflygirl. Please wear shoes next time.

Oh really? Where the hell was I? You were sleeping, as usual.

I have.

Dude, this news is SO last week.

Ummm, yeah..... I don't see THAT happening.

THAT'S me. The mean, punk kid on the playground! As long as you exit behind me, there shouldn't be a problem.

I got a 63%

I hope you deleted those naked pictures we took together!

Swoomas! Sweet! Man, they should have never used Isaiah's foot for the Velocity ad banner! The secret is out!

Yepper, your badfish tee should arrive tomorrow.

Holy crap! This should be a national holiday! Happy birthday you sexy thang!