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Why is this happening and how do I stop it? It's loud enough to think maybe I have it dialed in and the volume down. Help! It's not even a good station!

He did great! got him up at 730am and I had him out about a good 7 hours and he never wanted to go back to camp. One crash that poked the handlebar under the chest armor and into the gut shook him up. A few hairy downhill trailss scared him to tears once. Yeah, that makes you feel like Father of the Year. We didnt know it was going to be washed out so bad. Aside from knocking over someone's bike from not looking where he was going, it was a fantastic day. I think he's a real natural. Takes the trails slow and chooses his line well. He's out cold now in bed.

He's a sneaky one, but I was almost given away by my cracking and creaking ankles while tiptoeing. Thank god the little guy is a light sleeper.

"The guys are going to have a field day with this one." Wonder why.

I've been muttering that all week after seeing it again.

I hope you drown in a pool of seminal fluid.

I heard cobolt can be sharpened to a point a few atoms across. What other materials are good?

I have no idea where they are coming from. They are in every drawer, closet and bag I have. They are multiplying at an astonishing rate.

I posted a while ago about getting scammed out of a lot of cash on a deck. I did the deck as a subcontractor back in July, then the guy I was working for collected the cash from the owner before final inspection and left me holding a bill. He never answered any of my calls and his addresses were fictitious. Jerk. Well, the plot thickens. I filed a complain with the police dept last weekand they issued a warrent for his arrest for Felony Theft. NOW he called me and is just in shock that I would do such a thing. I told him all I want is the money and I'll go away. NOW he wants to "work" something out if it can stay out of the courts. Either that or "I'll have to give the money to my attorney as a retainer instead of giving it to you." In my ears that's almost an admission, but he's very clever. I told him I'll contact the detective and see if we can drop the case after he pays me in full. Anyone know if you can do that? If I tell the cops to drop it, can they or is it already too far in the court system? I dont want to be all about me, but if he comes up with the cash, I care less what he does later. I'm hurting here. I'd call my lawyer buddy, but it's very late. Lawyers speak up!

Where did Frodo go at the very end of the Return of the King? He went off with Gandor on a boat , but why?

Maybe if you all werent so darn hot it wouldnt happen as often. Maybe try doing things that will make it last longer, all the while concentrating on getting to your peak moment. Cough or talk about girl things that guys dont like. Nothing is worse than having to give her an honest answer when the bottle rocket go off a little too early and she asks "Can you do it again?"

I have anger issues. I didnt always have them, but now that I'm older and actions carry more weight, I find myself angry a lot. I recognize I have a n issue and read this: Angry people tend to demand things: fairness, appreciation, agreement, willingness to do things their way. Everyone wants these things, and we are all hurt and disappointed when we don't get them; but angry people demand them, and when their demands aren't met, their disappointment becomes anger. I can honestly say that the part that I think I can relate to the most is the fairness part. I try my best at work, and some slug next to me gets paid the same even though he couldnt care less and does half of what I do.

I havent been burned in a few years, but I remember post burn, a few days later when it was healing, I'd get the most intense ithyness on the burned areas. Is it because it's healing or what?

The cop who took all my info down is trying to comvince the procecuter to go after this guy for criminal charges. He's got a track record and false addresses. They seem motivated. Small town, big news...

I just got back from the police dept in the city where I built a deck for a GC. I fronted the cash to pay for materials and builot the deck. He collected $$ from the owner and split. I talked with the owner's lawyer and he knows the lein is coming. Gotta love people. Funny thing is, he sold this deck for twice what I'd charge for it. If he can sell them like this, I'd be happy making what I do and he'd be raking in some real dough to just do some saleswork.

I'm still using pencil and paper to draw up my architectural design ideas for clients. I'm really good, but CAD is so much more professional looking. Can you take a course to learn CAD? Or is it something you can pick up on your own?

My woman. She especially hears some funky stuff between the sheets!

I'm in some serious pain here. I was doing a morning stretch and ***THWANG!!!!!!** my neck is killing me. This happened a few months ago and it hurts like hell. Sharp pain that feeels like one little concentrated area deep inside next to my scapula and spine. Runs over to the upper shoulder too. The wife sticks her boney little fingers in there and massages something tight that feels like a guitar string being plucked. Helps a little along with Aleve. Anyone else have this? Is this a good opportunity to get some good prescriptions?

Girl fingers are pretty. Skinny with long fingernails.....

I've moved out to a little more of a rural area. I have mice around and I was considering getting a couple kittens to keep the mice levels down. How do you go about raising a few kittens to be outdoor pest control technicians?

I was starting to fall asleep on the couch, when I hear this scratching sound from the floor vent. I put a trap in place and this morning there's a dead little mouse. Great. We just moved in here, so I guess they came with the house, but now to find the nest... Any sugestions or tricks to getting rid of them would be great.

No, not really. I'm very shallow and bruise easily. I crack like a wine glass under pressure and have a mild case of athelete's foot.

You're right, It was a joke about a 2nd grade love affair. I have no interest in looking around, but I would still like to kick Bobby Waltz in the shins.

I was rocking the "Banana Splits!"

I wonder if the wife would be mad? It was 2nd grade and I remember crying because I was going into 3rd grade and she was going to be in a different hall so i wouldnt see her until after school. She ended up kissing Bobby Waltz anyways. He wore cowboy boots and all the girls liked him. That and he had a Fonzi lunchbox. Mrs. Moore always called on him first in class, too. What a dick.