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    Is the bitch buying him a new canopy?
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    Agreed. The dog that runs up and bites a hole in my canopy will be lucky to live back to the hangar. Unfortunately that is a pure gut reaction, but most likely. Barring that, the owner will be buying me new gear.
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    1/1 so far.
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    HUGE smiles over here.
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    Me either. Whatchu talkin' about, Willis? Jus' sayin' ya Hotness . . . tryin' to fin' the 411, yo! dude...you're white Racist! Yeha, don't hate on amphibian-americans.
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    Well I have been watching football... Can't help but think things seeing them in those tight pants... Don't you and I have a date with a rolling stool? I dont know, maybe... Sounds like a plan to me.
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    Well I have been watching football... Can't help but think things seeing them in those tight pants... Don't you and I have a date with a rolling stool?
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    who got the beatdown?
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    Let's start today off right, and so far we are. 7-0 Cards. Fuck the eagles. I hope they go down in flames and cry themselves to sleep tonight. Steelers/Ravens: Couldn't really care less, but my boss is a Steelers fan, so I guess I am going to pull for the Ravens. Let's make it an all bird superbowl.
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    But be safe about it. Maybe NSFW
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    This. /whee.
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    3.141592 will do for most calculations
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    Area of a Spehere 17' in diameter is 106.76 feet Volume of a Spehere 15' in diameter is 31.4 cubic feet nope. V= 4/3pi(7.5)^3 = Approx 1767.141 cuft SA = 4pi (8.5)^2 = 907.92 sqft
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    Wait....she's supposed to get off too? I thought that was just a nasty rumor I kept hearing...
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    I can't get a good jump. stupid game. *grumbles*
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    That fat provides useful insulation from cold water. You never see a skinny walrus, do you? The fat also provides natural birth control... You never see a walrus porn site, do you ? You have got to be fucking kidding me!!! I couldn't just shut it off because of this sick curiousity. I finally closed it down after I saw the pic of the skinny guy fucking the fat chick on the toilet. I mean, what the fuck... Mental Bleach, STAT!!!! Narwhales! Whooooo hooo Fuckin narwhales!! LIKE WHALES WITH FUCKIN HORNZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Do I even wanna know why you are on that site?
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    I am a skydiving instructor for all the money and hot chicks and other free stuff.
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    Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination. Those are the ones I was talking about... they can make things interesting ...... so I have heard.. Well, if you are interested in finding out... I am always interested in learning the proper usages and techniques of office equipment .... Somehow, I seriously doubt that there would be anything proper about it. Interesting? Yep. Fun? Definitely. Proper? No way, by any definition of the word! You're just using the wrong dictionary.
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    Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination. Those are the ones I was talking about... they can make things interesting ...... so I have heard.. Well, if you are interested in finding out...
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    Play in the stirrups? i have heard the rolling stools can be fun... well when you have company to play with.. Rolling stools? Yeah ... What the hell are rolling stools? Hopefully he doesn't mean rolled of balls of crap. Know the little stools we sit on when we come in the office to talk to you? That we use to sit on for gynnie exams? With wheels? Use your imagination.
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    Well, if there will be no kitty then I am not gonna drive 9 hours for nothing
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    I worked until 4am last night cleaning up after my off-shore development team. Rolled out of bed about 10, had breakfast and dealt with more mess. I'm now going to head to my office and deal with more messes until 8 or 9pm Then I'll come home, have a beer (I have a standing order for four cases of Arrogant Bastard which my favorite hone will pick up while I'm at the office) and work until midnight until starting tomorrow's AM shift. Should get about 16 hours of work in today. I was thinking about what to do in an empty doctors office.... Why, oh why do you not work for me?
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    I need to start a business like that.