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3 steps......he then must make it happen.

oh my god you are my hero........thanks for the video.

OK, the story behind it makes it even funnier. We're in the OR the other day doing a Lap. Spleen. As the attending tells the resident to be real careful at a certain part dissecting out the spleen, one of the fellows just blurts out... "Do not taunt happy fun ball." I damn near fell down right there.

Happy FUN BALL! -only $14.95- * Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. * Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. * Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. * Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: * Itching * Vertigo * Dizziness * Tingling in extremities * Loss of balance or coordination * Slurred speech * Temporary blindness * Profuse sweating * Heart palpitations If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee. Happy Fun Ball ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES! ...Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Holy shit that is priceless.

Yeah, they're right. /remembers proofs....

Which unfortunately......will be most of them. I can count on one hand the number of sucessful saves I had in 5 years.

Smartass......here is the rest of my favorite rules...now if I could only remember where they came from: 1. Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on this is a bad thing. 2. The more equipment you see on a EMTs belt, the newer they are. 3. When dealing with patients, supervisors, or citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was the wrong thing to say. 4. All bleeding stops....eventually. 5. All people will eventually die, no matter what you do. 6. There will be problems. 7. You can't cure stupid. 8. When a patient vomits outside, be sure to aim it at the citizens who wouldn't back up. 9. If there are no drunks at an MVA after midnight, keep looking, someone is missing. 10. When in doubt, do CPR

Skeered? shit no we ain't skeeered........awesome hugs.......

Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round.....anything else is bad.....

Well in that case, mind sharing the details with us? So you don't have to PM us all? /thanks Tom.

Damn....nice......gonna have to take that for a spin in Dublin....

I have heard of some places requiring a B license or instructor permission, so calling ahead may be in your best interests.

And that's a wrap.

hahaha.....good one

hahahahaha, nice. It is actually a very good game. And the eagles are gonna looooooooooooooose. and now they are being lazy.......

OK, with that view... but most of the time, it plays into the ridiculing those who aren't as good. Making them feel less than adequate for trying.... not inspiring.... The only good part about that show is the ridiculing of those who come out and think they have talent. After that, it is just another pathetic reality show.

You KNEW that was a requirement. Okay...then why didn't the Kinko commercial cover it in it's list? Because kinko's only covered the requirements for good Super Bowl commercials...

You KNEW that was a requirement. Thing is I think the cheerleader cam does a much better job than a little pill. And once again, you are correct......

You KNEW that was a requirement. I am waiting for Bob to make his appearance.....

That Ameriquest comm with the cat was hillarious......I think I have a new #1....

Glad to see someone else uses "strong work"

Nevermind.....I am an idiot that can't read.....

D'oh!

thank you for proper naming and a warning so I didn't have to open that.....