wildcard451

hope this damn thing holds out this time.

I can probably play it on my little pub pipes by then.

You're a sick fuck with horrible timing. *sniff* you do me proud.

dear god why isn't it march already? sorry. having one of those moments at work this morning where I wish I was on vacation already 2 months from now.

pre-meds aren't doctors, I'd estimate at least half of them never get to be doctors, mostly they get off on the prestige of telling people they will be doctors. Tell her to get back to you in 8 years when she actually unlearns and relearns all she knows. Fucking moron. I'd rather "lose a few minutes" than have it not go and me not be alert enough to handle the fucking situation. Thank you for posting this and making me audibly laugh.

For several years now, Joint Commission standards have not allowed any of the abbreviations you mention. Oral dose is PO, not OD. As of last June, rx have to be written out - no cursive writing or abbreviations are allowed. As an RN who works in the ER, you see rx all of the time. If I can't read it...the doc has to rewrite it. Pharmacists have gotten alot better about calling if there are any questions regarding rx as well. Yup. if they can't read it, or question it, the nursing station gets a fax back and we get a page to clarify it. As far as retraining my handwriting? Like I have the fucking time for that. If it is something important I slow down for it. Actually, I do make a general attempt to write more legibly after going back to medical records one night just after starting as a resident, and trying to dictate a d/c summary, and couldn't read my own fucking note. I pondered on how that would look in a court of law one day, and have since taken more care with with my handwriting and the language that I write in my notes. We all learn as we go.

First person to mention the Dog Whisperer here in an attempt to make a legitimate point, earns a dick in the mouth. Dog Whisperer? Hmm... I guess I missed something... But a dick in the mouth... Sounds kind of... yummy... good girl... you get a treat.

First person to mention the Dog Whisperer here in an attempt to make a legitimate point, earns a dick in the mouth.

Ding ding ding......another bullshit thread!

so i guess we can assume you DONT have a plan... Hiding behind you with a shotgun works for me.

Did you buy the coffee?

Sadly enough, I think this surpasses Walt's shit for the most fucking idiotic thread in the Bonfire for quite some time.

and seconded.

Whoa, forgot this thread existed.

And?

amused me anyway http://www.mightywombat.com/toons/slugicide.gif

I think I was passed out drunk by then but I'll look at my footage.

As amusing as this notion is, this 'pun' word, I do not think it means what you think it means. Thanks sunshine. Glad I can bring joy to others. you do not amuse me.

yup. Do I hate having to write everything out? You betcha. Do I hate getting that damn fax back and paged from the nurses at 3am to fix my order? You betcha. Would I hate to have something like that affect one of my patients adversely? You betcha. When I know I have a touchy order or something that can be mis-interprted, I make sure that I write more legibly than normal and a little bigger. I've always had shitty writing, it's something that I can't help, but unfortunately where I work I have to enter orders by hand. So for now I live with it.

Not sure if the screws will set of the metal detectors. But if they do, might end up getting the old cavity search when they don't believe me and they can't find anything in my clothes. don't lie. I heard you like the strap on

now you're just going for sympathy..... try not to set off any metal detectors.

You think that your seeing them was worse than those people having to deal with strangers staring at them because of their illness? That's not what he is talking about.

I capitalize country names that deserve to be capitalized. would you shut the fuck up already? You're still here? Fuck, well, this place was tolerable at least for a little while today. Yeah, and get this shit, I might even go jump this weekend. You should try it sometime. Then maybe you would get to release some of that sexual frustration built up from me banging your wife.

I capitalize country names that deserve to be capitalized. would you shut the fuck up already?

common theme here.