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Yeah man, I love flipping people off the tube. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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question about getting signed off to pack your own chute
Nutz replied to Rettrae's topic in Safety and Training
That was not really what they asked. Most places, you have to pack under supervision until you are comfortable with it. Then you have to jump it. It is scary but just remember, a parachute wants to open. Anyway, after you have jumped your own pack job, where I jump anyway, an AFFI signs your logbook (or A card) and you are cleared to pack. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
And that is what is wrong with traffic today. Too many of you say "fuck you!" instead of just sharing the road like any sane person should do. (I don't think any of us are sane.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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What the hell was in your coffee this morning???? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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You guys are sooooooooo not right. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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That would be, what a Lutz! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Weather sucks, doesn't it? In my experience, and people will say I don't know what I'm talking about, weathermen can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground. A good friend of mine says, "If you are not at the dz, you can't jump." I don't know what to tell you except that they can't predict the weather, it is only a guess at best. That was absolutely no help, right? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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A good bugman? Who would that be?
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
Nutz replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
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Don't mean to rain on your parade but, I do not think we are going to make that launch date. We have until sometime in June to make the window I believe and there has been talk recently about slipping the date. You need to be flexible if you are going to go and watch a launch, the schedule can and more often than not, change at a moments notice. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Now THIS site is marketing.
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May we have the rest of this, please??? While we wait : Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it had been invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush.
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
Nutz replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
OMG, Shimmell has his own boogie. And we thought he was hard to live with before. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
http://www.ascskydiving.com/gayskydiving.html Umm, you guys got something to tell us? (And no, I did not find this link, it was posted somewhere else.)
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Subzone. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm oven baked fries "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Yeah, like the international space station? It didn't work, we wound up paying for virtually all of it.
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I saw a student who had done nothing but tandems cut away a perfectly good canopy because it wasn't big enough. He said the reserve wasn't big enough either but he couldn't cut that one away.
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Hey, I want to see what you saw in that second shot. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I was working at Ft Polk in LA and someone went to the eight holer on the test site. I always carried a piece of newspaper and a lighter with me to clean out the hole I was gonna sit on but this guy took nothing. Anyway, when he sat down a brown recluse bit him on the end of his, um, you know. I don't want to know what the results were, he wound up going home and leaving govt service. Nasty things, avoid at all costs. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Paige, I love your signature line. Go over to asc and tell them that. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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But could you POST them without remembering? Please!!!! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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There is a dz in Bardstown, KY. I have been there, they are nice but fly a super slow Beaver. Cool plane, just slooooooow. I think you should come to Cullman. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I came up with a great name for a new Reserve Parachute
Nutz replied to peacefuljeffrey's topic in The Bonfire
Hey if I open up and don't like the color of my parachute - I'm chopping that sucker. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
And landings 75% harder. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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open face w/ goggles or full face helmet??
Nutz replied to freakygirl's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
If you like it loud, go with an open face. Just my $.02. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"