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  1. Nutz

    Thought For The Day

    Nutz replied to boinky's topic in The Bonfire

    What are you gonna do - swipe it through their ass crack like an ATM? That is what I was thinking. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Me too "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    LMAO! Damn dude, that is some funny shit. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Caption This

    Nutz replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    Booooo or should that be Moooooo "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Dead

    Nutz replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire

    I was joking about hating you. Edit: Oh, I guess you got that Um, I am pretty alive today. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    George Carlin said there was a pile somewhere. When you lose something it goes to the pile and when you die you get it all back - except for your virginity because you were in such a big hurry to get rid of it in the first place. Then when you find something it comes back from the pile. Funny stuff. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Dead

    Nutz replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire

    Well I don't know about everyone... "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Oh! Sorry um 10 cases of beer for you! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Cheez - trolls. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    mil question

    Nutz replied to GaryRay's topic in The Bonfire

    Know one can spell? No one can spell either. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    At my dz the only way you can owe more than one case a day is to cross the beer line. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Hurry up and finish - we need some beer! Seriously - cool! And we really need some beer! It is one of the best feelings in the world, isn't it. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Goddamn...

    Nutz replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire

    +1 And it is "Way Down Yonder On The Chattahoochie" I think that song is about me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Made a date

    Nutz replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire

    I got a wake up call last week. I got short of breath and nauseous, they sent me to the emergency room, D-526 drove the ambulance. I got two different inhalers and steriods. I have not smoked since then - maybe it will take this time. Good luck! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    You could go to Clarksville, oh wait, they are shut down aren't they? Come to Cullman, camping and showers, good vibes. Curley is having a pool party Saturday night. Then there is Mullins - free jumps if you are a coach. Plenty of camping area and showers and good vibes there as well. Not to mention that plane. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Yeah, who the hell cares about the jumpsuit - show us the panties! What was that movie? "Give me them panties!" "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    That one slipped my mind - must be all the drugs. I don't think we, as USPA members, can really do anything about - them. People like Larry Hill and other DZO's can though. If enough of you stop taking their certificates they will go away and you will start getting full price for tandems again - think about it. IMHO "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    I apologize, it is something that really makes me angry. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Looks like I picked a bad week to stop barbituates. And stop calling me Shirley. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    It wasn't like that for me, but then I didn't get on the internet and say how great they are. I just realized, after not very long, that it was a place I didn't want to be and I sure didn't want any more of my money going to B and C. The events after 9/11 were, criminal? There are other things that the moderators will not let me post here. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    I'm afraid that type of "humor" is not limited to the Air Force. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    His blinders don't let him see that. Maybe he will take them off one day, we can only hope. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Oh well, I surely don't know them. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    Monroe, LA? Sucks to be you. There are casinos about an hour away in Vicksburg. Edit: Hey divot, who you know in Tallullah? I used to live in Vicksburg and had a co-worker who lived in Tallullah - he was a real nut job, someone you might know. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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    He says as he adjusts his blinders. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"