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Photoshop? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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The last ticket I got was for 67 in a 45. All he gave me was a speeding ticket. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Huh? I noticed it got quieter after I got a full face helmet.
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Energy havesting is an emerging technology. No telling where it will go. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Red Foxx said you gotta wash yo ass before you go home and 69 with your loved one. Probably a good idea. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Do you have to have a license to buy the tools? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Do you wash your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?
Nutz replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire
I rinse them off, not really wash. Meh "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
I just went to the doctor for the second part of my physical and when he was checking my prostate he had a hand on each of my shoulders was softly moaning and saying, "Oh yes!" Should I be concerned?
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No, no, no. It is not that nothing fun happens. Nothing ever happens when they do that. C'mon, get with the program! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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I would have scooped up the dog shit, put it in a paper bag, followed the motherfucker home, then placed the bag at their door, lit it on fire, rang the bell or knocked on the door and hightailed it outta there. Haven't you heard about the kid that just got arrested for that? I like the idea of rubbing the owner's nose in it. You can't do it but it is a nice fantasy. Really, the found picture is a nice idea. Andy, don't you know a dog doesn't want to shit in his own yard? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Camping and placing tandem flyers in Fitzgerald:Feb 19th-21st
Nutz replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
I don't think it is going to quit raining long enough to get mine out. Last time I tried I had to get the guy up the street to pull me out. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" -
Bwahahahaha! Me neither. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Yeah I was thinking, "Boiled Peanut? Hmmmmm." "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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City of Nashville vs Skyride court date set
Nutz replied to BillyVance's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
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Now THAT is funny. Lets see, you like Chinese? Mexican? We got you covered. Barbecue? Head west on 565 to the Greenbriar exit, the old one is to the right and down the road a piece not next to the interstate. Be careful not to fill up on hushpuppies before your food gets there.
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That would be how could SHE not notice.
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I can see the USPA and the feds getting in on this. Airport Access Defense, anyone? Has The Farm lost access? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Has anyone ever taken a dump while naked skydiving?
Nutz replied to DigitalDave's topic in The Bonfire
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New YouTube Video from Brian Germain!
Nutz replied to BrianSGermain's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I think you both suck. Having all this fun while we're freezing here. Oh, that canopy seemed pretty zippy to me. -
You know, I have about twenty or so years before I retire so I certainly hope NASA is not dead. It looks to me like we are going to put a lot more emphasis on research.
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Why did I look at that? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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He ruined my life but it didn't have anything to do with wing suits. What was her name? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Um, you know GMC only makes trucks - right? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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None of you know Fred? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
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Green titties??? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"