Nutz

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  1. You know, I tried a dytter, I couldn't hear it over the tinitus and the wind - even in a full face helmet. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  2. Butts go in the trash, shopping carts go in the buggy return!!!! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  3. Our plane does not discriminate. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  4. This one is kind of funny. http://www.dilbert.com/
  5. Exactly! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  6. I learned there too but since then I have learned better.
  7. Congrats on finishing AFF. Now go out into the world and THEN judge for yourself. I can't believe the rest of you let this one go by. That statement is one of the funniest things I have seen on here. (Love ya Eddie!) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  8. A baseball in the batting cage requires a day of sitting on the couch with an icepack. On the plus side - you will never forget your cup again.
  9. Hmmm, 300 euros for a teenager to touch my junk?
  10. Nutz

    WTF????

    The senior rigger at my dz is S4B. Is that descriptive of most riggers? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  11. Fook all of you! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  12. Um, maybe you guys should get a private forum? It was funny. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  13. Reach down between my legs - ease the seat back. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  14. VA is another one - but they have such cool dz's. If you don't pay the fine and then try to get liscensed in another state it will show up that you have unpaid fines in NY - sorry. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  15. I learned to skydive out of that plane. Talk about being spoiled from the start. I remember the TI telling me, "When you go weightless, put your feet down." I was like, huh? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  16. You should never take these forums seriously. If you want a serious answer ask someone at your dz that you trust, like an instructor.
  17. Saw Howard Stetson at lunch. He said he was instructing again. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  18. Nutz

    butt plug

    Ironic, eh? I can't believe he/she passed college english writing like that. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  19. How do you get back from a bad spot? You can walk. I like to get a ride. Some people carry their cell phone and call someone to come get them. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  20. Nutz

    butt plug

    I'm gone for a week and this is the first thread in Bonfire. Its good to be back. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  21. On the skydives I go on laying the base means you are the target.
  22. Nutz

    New Orleans

    I took a break and tried anew. Was successful. I will find out how nasty I can be next week. LP is too far to go to in one week. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"