JRock
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Is Sissy still there?
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J-Rock can't get the time off at Christmas to go... OK why am I talking about myself in third person.... Weird... ha Sunshine what up baby?
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Right on!
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Who is headed to Eloy for Thanksgiving to see some extremely hot ladies kick some serious ass in the world record attempt?
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Ooooh La La..... NICE!
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Poo. It is impossible not to smile and laugh when you say that word. It is just a funny word. Go ahead and say it.. Poooooo.. LOL!
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This almost made me pee my pants laughing.
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YES! There was a guy on the Otter this weekend and we were trying to line up the correct slots for order of exit. We asked him what he was doing and he said "heads down". First clue that this guy had no formal training. I then explained to him that when he went "head" down he probably wasn't really doing a "head" down since people tend to move their head to make the position of the horizon seem like they are truly head down when they are really in a TRACK! VERY Dangerous.. Bite the bullet... get some coaching.... TJ Landgren, Steve-O Utter, Nate Gilbert, and Jen Key Are all GREAT COACHES!!!!!!1
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Uh...... your wife's ass is so perfect..... N.A.S.A. could calibrate fine instruments with it..... Ooh la la....
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Classy...... do you even need to ask?
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If I could bail this beer gut I could down size and lose the Tuna Boat Capt. TITLE! Damn Beer for being so delicious.... Mmmmmmmmmm beer....
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As someone who suffered their entire life from depression, I can understand the darkness people can feel and the pain it causes. I would encourage ANYONE who reads this thread that might be suffering from the same thing to GET HELP! It took a very good friend of mine to get me to get help. No reason to suffer!
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Hug I am so sorry.
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No that would cost $$$$$..... LOL!
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That was more frightening than a mullet on a child.....
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All the members of the Pink Mafia! And then some... Ha!
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IT'S WHO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.... not WHAT you want.
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For my 100th jump to be in Eloy with my friends Jess, Cass, T.J. and the Sugargliderz!
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Don't want to forget my Uncle Jim. AFF level 7 was for you. Sorry I didn't get to jump with ya.
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I will be in two weeks..... Doing a little coaching with my boy T.J. and some boozin in the Bent Prop! :)
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Hey Betsy... Don't know if you remember me or not but thanks for pulling me aside in May and putting me at the back of the Otter on my first jump at Eloy. You could tell I was a pup in this sport with 30 jumps and nervous about visiting a new huge DZ. :)
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Hell yeah they do!
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Oh yeah... you were on my AFF level 4 as well. Trying to keep up with my big ass. :)
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Who has inspired you the most in skydiving? For me it is the following 5 people. John Jordan: For flying around me with the thumbs up on my AFF 4 jump while I was doing my 90 degree turns. That got me over the hump of AFF. Hans Paulsen: For always looking out for me. And for farting on me on AFF 1 thus making me laugh. Jen Key: For making me smile so much on two coach jumps that I will never forget! Steve-O Utter: For making me step back and think about what I did wrong and not to do it again. Last and not Least.... T.J. Landgren: For telling me I can get out of any situation. T.J. you are human flight. Let us know who has inspired you.
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I have never wanted to be a hand rail so bad in my life......