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    I would still get the TSA letter just in case... you never know. Enough people out there have had problems. Hell, Shrek probably needs all the help he can get, as rude as tends to be.... Thats true.. I do look a lot more sweet and innocent than he does. But lets let him search the MILLION threads on this subject and find a link to the letter himself. It'll be good for him.
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    Well that doesnt sound like our problem. Just teasin ya.. have a good time.
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    BYE! You dont need the cypres crap for the TSA. Just dont make a big deal about your rig. Tell them its a sport parachute.. let them swab it.. its all good. I think I've been asked about my cypres ONCE and I just said that I disconnected it for travel. The last thing I want is my reserve coming out in the airport.
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    He's got a little too much of a hairdo for my taste in men, but the boy can play guitar.. no doubt. I like most of his music.
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    What do you mean IF??
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    Get your honey to give you a neck rub. But other than that.. start with a relaxed neck. Roll up a towel or something. Or one of those funnoodle things your kids might have. Anything to increase the natural C-curve in your neck. Lay on the floor with the towel under your neck and reeelax. roll your head from side to side. When youre doing crunches, look at the ceiling, do slow reps, and pay attention to where the pressure on your neck is going. Or do some ab work other than crunches.
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    I dont smoke or eat chinese take out, so I should be safe. Sorry for your bad luck. Hope that gets better soon.
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    Or she could put it in her refrigerator. If it keeps her fruit fresh longer and absorbs odor... its probably baking soda.
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    I take it you dont like my party with male strippers idea?
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    Uhhhh.. thanks Jeff.
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    What?? All I want is a couple of mens who can lay travertine and build me a jacuzzi tub with dual showerheads! They gots to have skillz and tools to do that! Ever since I saw this thread I keep looking for the photo of psycho spanking me for my orfun initiation.. I cant find it. Wrong kind of "spank".. thank goodness.
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    Do they have any hetero guys on that channel? I dont care if theyre gay.. as long as they have the right skills and tools.
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    Ehh.. no worries. Theres only 2 types of people in Montgomery, and neither of them skydive. (before anyone gets their panties in a wad.. that was a joke.)
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    Of course you deserve her.. thats not what marrying "out of your league" means. But I can't wait to hear the donut story. ps- my patio is decked out with lounge chairs now.. and I did some border work on the flowerbeds. I got so much done this weekend I'm surprised HGTV didnt come bust down my door!
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    He'd better not be losing his sense of humor.. cause he married way out of his league. He'd be screwed if he wasnt funny! jk Shane.. She'd probably love you anyway..
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    Yeah Jeannie!! Congrats!
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    I dont get it.
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    Ummmm.... ? Really? On the off chance that you're serious, even if the property is in your name, talk to your sherrif before you burn anything down or you'll go to jail for arson. That would suck.
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    I'm going to Seattle, so I'll see ya when I get back.
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    Whatever it is, sell it as coke and we'll blow the money on male strippers this week!
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    Hey Krisanne, do you have a few tablespoons of baking soda I can borrow?
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    Heres a ((hug))... please get healthy and stay that way. You said there were guys who were fighting at their healthy weight. Why dont you do that?
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    Tomorrow! Happy birthday!! Thanks for being such a good hippie.. surrogate husband.. and friend!
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    I'll keep him in my prayers. Hope everything goes well.. have a safe trip. ps- let him know that non-skydiving induced coma's are unacceptable in this sport!