chaoskitty

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  1. Hahaha.. yes you did! Good job.. I've been meaning to kick those guys for a while now... thanks! And thanks for not kicking me!
  2. But I didnt say that men are *exempt* from being stupid and selfish. I do, however, know a lot more women like that. Dont know as many skydivers like that though. We da bomb! JMO! Sorry for hijacking your thread! Is it friday yet???? Beer thirty??? I'm still at work!
  3. Judging from what one of my female volleyball teammates told me last night, there are no smart or non-selfish men out there. So what's a guy to do when the women all think we are scum? I know ... skydive!!! Thats not true.. there are smart and non-selfish men out there. Theyre just hard to find. I would say it would be harder to find a smart/non-selfish woman out there. Glad I'm not looking for a woman.
  4. YOU KNOW DAT SHIT IS REAYULLLLLL! I'm currently on strike from dating. It would take an extremely cool fella to get me off strike. But hey, I'm happy!
  5. Scholarships, grants, loans... tell the kiddos to study hard cause daddy's got a spensive hobby!
  6. I wish I could.. but I've got some other stuff going on this weekend. Gonna have to stick around here and jump in Tullahoma. I know I'm missing a good party Hey, come to our boogie on Nov 8 & 9 if you can! We have good parties too!
  7. Well I dont have a smart boyfriend either.
  8. Kiki Bird. When I was a baby, my brothers were too young to say "kristi", so they called me "Kiki". "Bird" comes from how I flapped my arms and legs like a bird when laying on my stomach (still as a baby.. I outgrew that and took up skydiving).
  9. I jump as often as I want not to the detriment of other responsibilities because skydiving doesnt interfere with my other responsibilities.... probably because I dont have very many! No kids, no stupid boyfriend, I do have a job but only have to work an occasional weekend. In that case, work comes first. I'll take weekend trips that dont involve skydiving sometimes. Sometimes I'll spend a saturday running errands if its the only time I have to do it.. I will get to the drop zone a little later on weekends so I can get a workout in first. I love skydiving, but it doesnt consume me. I manage to fit it in with my other activities/responsibilities. I'm enjoying it at this stage in my life. However, I have recently learned my lesson to NOT leave the DZ early for a date.. especially when I could have made some night jumps! That would have been sooooo much better than the date!
  10. .... and then Heather Locklear moves in and f*cks everybody on the block, as well as any METROSEXUAL doctor who owns a beach house. NOW we got some Melrose action!
  11. Oh sorry.. yes I saw SouthPark. It was freakin hillarious up until the crab people part. Then it just got stupid. I thought it was cute how you could see Stan's boobies through his little tank top. Can someone please start a thread "What are the requirements for being metro?". .. or is it "metero"? hehe!
  12. ... and the skank is the pregnant divorcee's little sister who is on trial for the muder of her second husband who she suspected of downloading kiddie porn, but it was really her step-father's brother-in-law, an ex-cop who recently escaped from the drug rehab hospital!!!! My mom watches that crap ALL THE TIME....
  13. What does not make sense to me is that the majority of units still in Iraq are reserve units. Most of the active duty guys/gals have gone home. I know that they all have a job to do, regardless. Just seems backwards. I have a couple of friends over there and they are bored to death. One of them wrote this article and took the photo: http://www.metropulse.com/dir_zine/dir_2003/1337/t_cover4.html
  14. Hey folks, we're gonna boogie in Tullahoma on the weekend of Nov 8&9. Thats the last weekend we will have the Westwind Beech this season.. so lets send it off in style, and make sure we let Jim and Chris know how much we've enjoyed the Beech. Party Saturday night.. of course!
  15. Its only Tuesday. The weekend forecast is always wrong this early in the week.
  16. Hey look everyone, a pierced pussy!!! Well there you have it!
  17. I agree with Skymama. I think that pressing charges is a bit extreme in this case. It sounds like this girl needs to feel like someone gives a damn about her. I grew up with plenty of privildeges, excellent parenting, and lots of love, but it was still tough in the teenage years. Many posts on this thread talk about letting the parents discipline the children. This girl doesnt have parents. Her life is probably based upon a constant change of routine. She may not even know which way is up right now. I'm probably over-simplifying here.. but it sounds like she needs a hug, and a little time, and guidance in trying to adjust to her new environment. One more thing, IMO, spanking a sixteen year old girl will not have the same effect as spanking a five year old for disciplinary reasons.
  18. Stephen Baldwin supposedly earned his A license while filming Cutaway. I thought it was alright.. just didnt buy Rodman as a skydiver. I cant believe with all this discussion over Cutaway being "gay", nobody has brought up Rodman...
  19. I got your joke, Brent... The same DZ is just a short drive from Nashville, too.
  20. Hahaa... I should have known someone would take it there.. I'm just glad it was YOU! Edit to add: I'm still not flirting with you.
  21. Ask your rigger/dzo/jumping buddies if they have a spare cypres manual lying around.
  22. Well we have a dc-3, but he lacks some engines so we dont fly him. Looks like its been a while since the website was updated. I dont even know some of the people listed as staff. Looking forward to jumping with you!
  23. Yeah, DONT activate your cypres, and dont let the screeners activate it. Like my buddy hand solo said.. the cabin is pressurized, so it wouldnt fire anyway. I'm not going to test that out though. Its okay that you dont know anything. I dont either. Keep reading.